Seniors

Questions and Answers from CARP (Canadian Association of Retired People) Forum
Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?	A:Try a bookstore, under Fiction .
Q:What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?	A: Keep busy . If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement .. When you're done, you will have a place to live .
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true?  Where can it be found?	A: Yes . Matthew 14:92:  "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt . . .. "
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-80-year-old husband?	A: Tell him you're pregnant .
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?	A: Take off your glasses .
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?	A: Go braless . It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 75 plus-year-old people use valet parking?	A: Valets don't forget where they park your car .
Q: Is it common for 75-plus-year-olds to have problems with short term memory storage?	A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem ..
Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?	A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon .
Q: Where should 75-plus-year-olds look for eye glasses?	A: On their foreheads .
Q:What is the most common remark made by 75-plus-year-olds when they enter antique stores?	A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!