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22 august 2017


          Questions and Answers from CARP (Canadian Association of Retired People) Forum




Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?




A:Try a bookstore, under Fiction .




Q:What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?




A: Keep busy . If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement .. When you're done, you will have a place to live .




Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true? 
Where can it be found?




A: Yes . Matthew 14:92: 
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt . . .. "




Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-80-year-old husband?




A: Tell him you're pregnant .




Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?




A: Take off your glasses .




Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?




A: Go braless . It will usually pull them out.




Q: Why should 75 plus-year-old people use valet parking?




A: Valets don't forget where they park your car .




Q: Is it common for 75-plus-year-olds to have problems with short term memory storage?




A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem ..


Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?




A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon .




Q: Where should 75-plus-year-olds look for eye glasses?




A: On their foreheads .




Q:What is the most common remark made by 75-plus-year-olds when they enter antique stores?




A: "Gosh, I remember these!"




SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!