tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-110546382024-03-19T05:51:04.278+02:00poante<strong>DE ROMANI DATE, PENTRU OCHII SI PENTRU MINTEA ROMANILOR DEOPOTRIVA</strong> <br> glume bancuri haz voie buna veselie humor umor voie buna pastile cioace caterincaperomanestehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18138498600151502565noreply@blogger.comBlogger2110125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11054638.post-57006051140452725702023-12-17T12:51:00.001+02:002023-12-17T12:51:49.834+02:00112<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif"> </div><div class="gmail_quote"><br><br><div class="msg-6038927073151984252"> <div dir="ltr"> <div style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:14pt;color:rgb(179,106,226)"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjgju5Wb8JkMtkUFvWVTEiLzO9SuoYUrl0bmZizKLmCPl2ZTYQwvMedffGlZGT4t9OOlKKQKDNBdgaOqgYVOUJ4fQHBuJMcKhljCjtaWq7WWUozm-sFqnhq1W7KwMY6j5cGTJ-IbpM_fg1FCYpnfxxo7rzh7qd4q9a2WUqe8ODWpQneH4jIffn5Vg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjgju5Wb8JkMtkUFvWVTEiLzO9SuoYUrl0bmZizKLmCPl2ZTYQwvMedffGlZGT4t9OOlKKQKDNBdgaOqgYVOUJ4fQHBuJMcKhljCjtaWq7WWUozm-sFqnhq1W7KwMY6j5cGTJ-IbpM_fg1FCYpnfxxo7rzh7qd4q9a2WUqe8ODWpQneH4jIffn5Vg=s320" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_7313514625609254242" /></a><br> </div> </div> </div></div></div> peromanestehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18138498600151502565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11054638.post-36849506475113251242023-12-17T12:50:00.000+02:002023-12-17T12:51:04.849+02:00Funny!<div dir="ltr"><br> <br><br><br><br><br><br><br> <br><br> <br><br>I'm just saying.....<br><br><br><br>1 <br>He said to me . ... .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it<br>I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you? <br><br><br>2<br>He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?<br>I said to him .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart <br><br><br>3<br>He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?<br>I said to him . ...... Turn sideways and look in the mirror! <br><br><br>4 <br>He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?<br>I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened. <br><br><br>5 <br>He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?<br>I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends. <br><br><br>6 <br>He said to me...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?<br>I said to him. . .. A widow. <br><br><br><br>7<br>He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?<br>I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. <br><br><br><br>SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT! <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <span class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif"> </span><br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <div class="gmail_quote"><div class="msg705935140635284918"><div dir="ltr"><div><div><div><blockquote type="cite"><div dir="ltr"><div><div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div></div> peromanestehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18138498600151502565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11054638.post-22818004470500177522023-12-17T12:42:00.002+02:002023-12-17T12:43:10.553+02:00Irreverent Old Birds<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif"><br> <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif"><tbody><tr><th valign="BASELINE" nowrap 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</div> </div> <br> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <br> </div> <div><br> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div></div> peromanestehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18138498600151502565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11054638.post-12285995288368323782023-12-17T12:42:00.001+02:002023-12-17T12:42:25.623+02:00<div dir="ltr"> <br><br><br><br>________________________________<br><br> <br><br><br>La prima întâlnire.<br>Ea: Uimeşte-mă !<br>El: Nu am cont pe Facebook!<br><br><br><br>Se întâlnesc doi prieteni. Primul îl întreabă:<br>- Ce mai faci? Cum mai trăieşti?<br>- Ca în poveşti!<br>- Adică?<br><br>- Soţia - e Vrăjitoarea cea Rea, soacra - Muma Pădurii, socrul - Căpcăun, în schimb vecina e Ileana Cosânzeana şi soţul ei Dănilă Prepeleac!<br><br><br><br>Intr-un restaurant din Bucuresti un domn se adreseaza unui tip beat:<br>-De ce beti atat de mult ? Conform statisticilor, de la alcool moare fiecare al 5-lea bucurestean !<br>-Mi se rupe, eu sunt din Vaslui!<br><br>Ieri, nevastă-mea m-a acuzat că i-am stricat ziua de naştere dar i-am dat replica:<br><br>"Termină, dragă, cu prostiile, nici măcar n-am ştiut că e ziua ta."<br><br><br><br>Bărbatul citeşte o carte, femeia citeşte un ziar.<br>- Uite dragă ce scrie la ziar: un bărbat s-a cunoscut cu o femeie, în aceasi seară s-a însurat cu ea, iar a doua zi de dimineaţă deja a sugrumat-o !<br>- De, noaptea e un sfetnic bun... - mormăie bărbatul, fără să-şi ridice ochii de pe carte.<br><br><br>Sotul, aflat in delegatie, ii scrie sotiei:<br>- Draga, nu exista femeie mai grozava decat tine pe lumea asta. 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id="m_5260160419705979838ydpc9c91332yiv0793484615ydp527eea86yiv3854128695ydp11aa2043yiv7793201144yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1486652692293_23007"> <div id="m_5260160419705979838ydpc9c91332yiv0793484615ydp527eea86yiv3854128695ydp11aa2043yiv7793201144yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1486652692293_23006" style="color:#000;background-color:#fff;font-family:HelveticaNeue,Helvetica Neue,Helvetica,Arial,Lucida Grande,sans-serif;font-size:18px"> <div id="m_5260160419705979838ydpc9c91332yiv0793484615ydp527eea86yiv3854128695ydp11aa2043yiv7793201144yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1486642539275_11202" style="display:block"> <div id="m_5260160419705979838ydpc9c91332yiv0793484615ydp527eea86yiv3854128695ydp11aa2043yiv7793201144yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1486642539275_11201" style="font-family:HelveticaNeue,Helvetica Neue,Helvetica,Arial,Lucida Grande,sans-serif;font-size:18px"> <div style="font-family:HelveticaNeue,Helvetica Neue,Helvetica,Arial,Lucida Grande,sans-serif;font-size:16px"> <div> <div> <div><br> Un tip facea autostopul pe o strada pustie, intr-o noapte<br> neagra si in mijlocul unei furtuni de zapada puternice. Timpul<br> trecea, ... nici o masina pe drum si furtuna facea sa nu vada<br> nici la 2 pasi in fata lui.<br> La un moment dat apare o masina si se opreste in dreptul<br> lui.<br> Fara sa analizeze mult situatia, tipul se urca in masina.<br> Dupa ce inchide usa se uita spre cel de la volan ..., si<br> incremeneste. La volan nu era NIMENI!!!! Masina porneste usor,<br> iar tipul, deja ingrozit, statea lipit de scaun, fara sa poata<br> scoate vreo vorba.<br> Apare o curba, ... tipul incepe sa se roage in gand sa scape<br> cu viata si exact cand intra masina in curba, apare o mana prin<br> geam si roteste volanul.<br> Tipul, deja paralizat de groaza vede cum de fiecare data<br> cand ajunge la o curba, mana apare prin geam si roteste<br> volanul.<br> La un moment dat, vazand ca se apropie de oras isi face<br> curaj si sare din masina.<br> Intra in primul bar care ii iese in cale si, ud si<br> inspaimantat cere 2 pahare de vodca si incepe sa le povesteasca<br> celor din bar experienta groaznica prin care a trecut. Toti<br> raman pe ganduri cand isi dau seama ca tipul plange, cu toate<br> ca nu era beat.<br> Dupa vreun sfert de ora, alti doi tipi inghetati bocna intra<br> in bar si vanzandu-l pe primul, unul dintre ei ii zice<br> celuilalt:<br> - Auzi, asta nu e tampitul care s-a urcat la noi in masina<br> in timp ce noi o impingeam?!?</div> </div> <br> <br> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <br> <br> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <br> <br> </div> </div> <div> <br> <br> </div> <div id="m_5260160419705979838ydpc9c91332yiv0793484615ydp527eea86yiv3854128695ydp11aa2043yiv7793201144yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1486844088710_564188" style="display:block"> <div id="m_5260160419705979838ydpc9c91332yiv0793484615ydp527eea86yiv3854128695ydp11aa2043yiv7793201144yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1486844088710_564187" style="font-family:HelveticaNeue,Helvetica Neue,Helvetica,Arial,Lucida Grande,sans-serif;font-size:24px"> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div></div> peromanestehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18138498600151502565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11054638.post-66090999874922390692023-12-17T12:40:00.001+02:002023-12-17T12:40:58.610+02:00Blonde, blonde ...naturale !<div dir="ltr"> <br><br> <br> GEOGRAFIE<br> O blonda isi cearta copilul si il pedepseste ca a luat nota mica la<br>geografie. Prietena ei bruneta ii spune:<br> - Ai certat copilul ca nu stie unde este Marocul, dar tu stii?<br> - Nu, dar nu poate fi departe. Am un coleg din Maroc la birou si vine cu<br>bicicleta la munca...<br> <br> CHEILE<br> O blonda se pregateste sa plece de acasa avand in mana ambele chei de la<br>masina. Sotul o intreaba:<br> - De ce ai luat ambele chei?<br> - Nu vezi ce ger este afara? Poate nu porneste la prima cheie... <br>HAINE NEGRE<br> Discutie intre doua blonde:<br> - Mama ta este o mare mincinoasa.<br> - De ce, draga?<br> - Spunea ca negrul slabeste si de doua saptamani ma imbrac doar in haine<br>negre si nu am dat jos niciun kilogram...<br> <br> SAMPON<br> Discutie intre doua blonde:<br> - I-am cumparat soacra-mii un sampon din ala cu "volume control".<br> - Si, cum e ?<br> - Nu e bun de nimic, inca o aud...<br> <br> LA BENZINARIE<br> O blonda intra disperata intr-o benzinarie:<br> - Va rog sa ma ajutati. Mi-am uitat cheile in masina... Ce o sa ma fac acum?<br> Benzinarul se abtine sa nu rada si o intreaba :<br> - Macar a ramas geamul putin deschis?<br> - Da.<br> - Perfect, atunci incercati sa trageti cu aceasta sarma butonul de blocaj<br>in sus si astfel puteti deschide usa.<br> - Va multumesc din suflet, zice blonda iesind cu bucata de sarma din<br>benzinarie.<br> Dupa 15 minute intra un client in benzinarie razand in hohote. - Ce s-a<br>intamplat? intreaba benzinarul - Afara , langa pompa de benzina sta o<br>blonda care incearca sa deblocheze usa cu o sarma...<br> - Si ce e rau in asta? intreaba benzinarul<br> - Nimic, dar in masina mai e o blonda care tot zice: "mai la stanga", "<br>mai la dreapta", "mai jos"... <br> <br>TESTUL DE SARCINA<br> Doua blonde stau de vorba:<br> - Stii, ieri mi-am facut testul de sarcina!<br> Cealalta, foarte curioasa, i se adreseaza:<br> - Si au fost grele intrebarile? <br> <br> BLONDA IN AVION<br> Un avion zbura spre New York, cand o blonda se ridica de pe locul ei de<br>la Economic Class si se aseaza pe un loc de la First Class. Insotitorul de<br>zbor o vede si o roaga sa-i arate biletul. Apoi, ii spune blondei ca ea a<br>platit un loc la Economic Class, asa ca va trebui sa se aseze in<br>spate.Blonda ii da replica:<br> "-Sunt blonda, sunt frumoasa, merg la New York si am de gand sa stau aici!"<br> Insotitorul intra in cabina pilotilor si le spune de blonda care nu vrea<br>sa stea pe locul platit ci sta la First Class.Copilotul se duce la ea si<br>incearca sa-i explice din nou cum stau lucrurile. Blonda ii raspunde la<br>fel:<br> "-Sunt blonda, sunt frumoasa, merg la New York si am de gand sa stau aici!"<br> Copilotul ii spune pilotului ca - probabil - vor trebui sa astepte pana<br>la aterizare si acolo sa o dea pe mana politiei si sa fie arestata.<br>Pilotul ii raspunde:<br> "-Ce spui?...e blonda?...Ma ocup eu atunci. Sunt insurat cu o blonda. Eu<br>vorbesc "limbajul"!<br> Se duce la blonda, ii sopteste ceva la ureche, la care ea :<br> "-Oh, ma scuzati..." si se muta inapoi pe locul ei de la clasa Economic.<br> Insotitorul de zbor si copilotul sunt uimiti si il intreaba, ce i-a spus<br>de a reusit s-o faca sa se mute la locul ei fara sa mai faca scandal.<br> "-I-am spus ca First Class-ul nu merge la New York!"<br> <br> BLONDA<br> O blonda vine la doctor cu urechile rosii. Doctorul intreaba:<br> - Ce s-a intamplat cu urechea dumneavoastra? - Calcam rufele cand a sunat<br>telefonul si, din greseala, mi-am pus fierul de calcat pe ureche.<br>Nelamurit, doctorul continua:<br> - Si ce s-a intimplat cu urechea cealalta?<br> - Boul dracului, a mai sunat o data... <br> <br>CAFEA<br> O blonda gaseste la un moment dat un automat de cafea. Baga o moneda si<br>apare un pahar, se umple cu cafea, blonda il ia si il bea. Mai baga o<br>moneda, iar asa, apare un pahar, se umple, il bea. Inca o data si inca o<br>data si tot asa...<br> De la o vreme, in spatele blondei se face coada; toti asteptau sa bea si<br>ei o cafea. La un moment dat o babuta o interpeleaza:<br> -Doamna, nu va suparati, ma lasati si pe mine sa iau una?<br> Blonda raspunde:<br> -Ce vrei, babo, ti-e necaz ca numai eu castig?<br> <br> CANALUL<br> O blonda cade intr-un canal.<br> Iese cu chiu, cu vai, julita si exclama fericita:<br> - Bine ca nu a fost capacul pus, ca nu mai ieseam...<br> <br> ASISTENTA<br> Intr-o noapte, la spital, o asistenta blonda il scoala pe pacientul care<br>dormea si ii spune:<br> -Treziti-va, am uitat sa va dau somniferul! <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br><br><br>--<br><br></div> peromanestehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18138498600151502565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11054638.post-1629703447531668802023-12-17T12:34:00.000+02:002023-12-17T12:35:01.478+02:00PRIMELE BANCURI din 2024!<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif"> </div><div class="gmail_quote"><br><br><div class="msg-1166228803766671847"> <div dir="ltr"> <div> <div 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</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i mâncare…<br> De</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">in cu</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">it, lingură </span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i furculi</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">ă…</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"></span></p> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-bottom:18.0pt;vertical-align:baseline;outline:0px"> <span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">* – Mami, eu vreau că</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">el de Crăciun!<br> – Nici gând! O să mănânci </span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i tu porc, exact ca ceilal</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i copii.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"></span></p> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-bottom:18.0pt;vertical-align:baseline;outline:0px"> <span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">* Primesc numai lovituri de la via</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">ă: ba mă love</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">te foamea, ba lenea, ba somnul…!</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"></span></p> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-bottom:18.0pt;vertical-align:baseline;outline:0px"> <span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">* Preselec</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">ie azi la urgen</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">e:<br> – Ăia cu sarmalele pe stânga, be</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">ivii pe dreapta…</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"></span></p> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-bottom:18.0pt;vertical-align:baseline;outline:0px"> <span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">* S-a ajuns la concluzia că expresia: "To</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i bărba</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">ii sunt la fel" a fost inventată de o chinezoaică, care </span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i-a pierdut bărbatul în mul</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">ime…</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"></span></p> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-bottom:18.0pt;vertical-align:baseline;outline:0px"> <span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">* Trei studen</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i se întâlnesc de Crăciun:<br> – Am petrecut Crăciunul la Mallorca… plajă, coctailuri, fete în bikini…<br> – Eu am fost la schi în Alpi, zice al doilea… zăpadă, vin fiert </span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i ce blondeee…<br> – Măi fra</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">ilor, zice al treilea, am fost în aceea</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i cameră cu voi, dar eu, spre deosebire de voi, nu am fumat din </span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">igara aia lungă…</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"></span></p> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-bottom:18.0pt;vertical-align:baseline;outline:0px"> <span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">* Un be</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">iv intră într-un bar </span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i îi spune barmanului:<br> – O vodcă mie, o vodcă </span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">ie </span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i câte o vodcă la cei din bar!<br> Barmanul face întocmai, dar când cere plata, be</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">ivul nu are bani. Barmanul îl bate </span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i-l dă afară.<br> În seara următoare, acela</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i be</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">iv intră în bar </span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i zice:<br> – O vodcă mie </span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i câte o vodcă la cei din bar!<br> Barmanul întreabă ironic:<br> – </span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">Ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i pentru mine nu?!<br> – Nu! Tu cum bei un păhărel, devii violent.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"></span></p> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-bottom:18.0pt;vertical-align:baseline;outline:0px"> <span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">* Odată fugeam pe ascuns de acasă, pentru a mă duce la petreceri.<br> Acum fug pe ascuns de la petreceri, pentru a mă duce acasă.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"></span></p> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-bottom:18.0pt;vertical-align:baseline;outline:0px"> <span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">* Un ardelean nervos:<br> – Alo, Electrica…?<br> – Nu, aici Compania de apă.<br> – No, nu-i bai, să vă bată Dumnezo </span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i pă voi! </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"></span></p> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-bottom:18.0pt;vertical-align:baseline;outline:0px"> <span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">* La doctor:<br> – Mânca</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i sănătos?<br> – Mănânc </span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i când sunt bolnav.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"></span></p> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-bottom:18.0pt;vertical-align:baseline;outline:0px"> <span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">* La cozonac unii mănâncă stafidele, al</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">ii... doar rahatul! Ca-n via</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">ă…</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"></span></p> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-bottom:18.0pt;vertical-align:baseline;outline:0px"> <span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">* Program de weekend </span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i sărbători:<br> 1. Dormi până </span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i se face foame.<br> 2. Mănâncă până </span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i se face somn.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"></span></p> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-bottom:18.0pt;vertical-align:baseline;outline:0px"> <span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">* "Ce vrei să mănânci?" A</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">a ne salutăm prin casă de câteva zile!</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"></span></p> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-bottom:18.0pt;vertical-align:baseline;outline:0px"> <span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">* – Mă Ioane, tu când e</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">ti beat po</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i merge drept?, îl întreabă amicul Gheorghe.<br> – Da' cum să nu…, răspunse Ion. Drept în </span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">an</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">!</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"></span></p> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-bottom:18.0pt;vertical-align:baseline;outline:0px"> <span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">* Chiar se întâmplă cu adevărat miracole de Crăciun! Toate economiile mele… s-au dus!</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"></span></p> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-bottom:18.0pt;vertical-align:baseline;outline:0px"> <span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">* Se zice că găina bătrână face ciorba bună. A</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">a că am cumpărat una </span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i am pus-o în bucătărie.<br> E acolo de două ceasuri, a răsturnat ceva farfurii, s-a căcat pe jos, dar nu dă semne că s-ar apuca de treabă.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"></span></p> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-bottom:18.0pt;vertical-align:baseline;outline:0px"> <span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">* – Ce are în comun fizica moleculară, cu o nuntă moldovenească?<br> – Mi</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">carea haotică a ionilor…</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"></span></p> <div style="margin-bottom:18.0pt;outline:0px"> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;vertical-align:baseline"><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">* Dacă vede</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i un om care bea de unul singur, nu vă grăbi</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i să-l judeca</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i. E posibil să fie o petrecere de firmă, a unei persoane fizice autorizate. </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"></span></p> </div> <div style="margin-bottom:18.0pt;outline:0px"> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;vertical-align:baseline"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"> </span></p> </div> <div style="margin-bottom:18.0pt;outline:0px"> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;vertical-align:baseline"><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">* La vârsta mea mai alerg după femei, dar numai la vale</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"></span></p> </div> <div style="margin-bottom:18.0pt;outline:0px"> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;vertical-align:baseline"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"> </span></p> </div> <div style="margin-bottom:18.0pt;outline:0px"> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;vertical-align:baseline"><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">* – Un trening, vă rog!</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"></span></p> </div> <div style="margin-bottom:18.0pt;outline:0px"> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;vertical-align:baseline"><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062"> – De care? Pentru indoor sau outdoor? Alergat fitness sau pilates? Sintetic sau din bumbac? Clasic sau streatch?</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"></span></p> </div> <div style="margin-bottom:18.0pt;outline:0px"> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;vertical-align:baseline"><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">– D-ăsta de stat în casă, de dus gunoiul...</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"></span></p> </div> <div style="margin-bottom:18.0pt;outline:0px"> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;vertical-align:baseline"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"> </span></p> </div> <div id="m_-1166228803766671847ydpc0f90a74yiv7877576987m_-9008864150146082298ydp9ca5f166yiv1685538867ydpfe42169fyiv6702479010ydpac3f037eyiv0241092190ydpc74895fdyiv3317429393m_-9061581930178227630m_-6285542325861604366m_1307776416206541518ydpb095a2fcyiv1268117476ydp35b4ecbfyiv7664068510ydpa942b618yiv1882202865ydp5f4bbab3yiv5711786976ydp9e16bb6cyiv3691784706yqtfd71414"> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-bottom:18.0pt;vertical-align:baseline"> <span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">* Un poli</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">ist opre</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">te pe stradă un om beat cri</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">ă:<br> – De unde veni</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i la ora asta?<br> – De la petrecerea de Revelion!<br> – Tu î</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i ba</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ț</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">i joc de mine? Revelionul a fost acum două săptămâni!<br> – Asta </span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#440062">ș</span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#440062">tiu, dar abia acum mi-au sugerat gazdele, să mă întorc acasă...</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"></span></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#26282a"> </span></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div></div> peromanestehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18138498600151502565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11054638.post-61133916848062446162021-01-20T17:16:00.001+02:002021-01-20T17:16:26.942+02:00Diversificare metodologica<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif"><br></div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif"> </div><div class="gmail_quote"><div dir="ltr"><div><div><blockquote style="margin:0 0 20px 0"><div style="padding:10px 0 0 20px;margin:10px 0 0 0;border-left:1px solid #6d00f6"><div id="m_-8979865065749164440x_yiv4667010751"><div dir="ltr"><div><div dir="ltr"><div><div><div id="m_-8979865065749164440x_yiv4667010751m_3016958687778184550m_-4113841672949819685ydp68cf7c93yahoo_quoted_9234762443"><div style="font-size:13px;color:#26282a"><div><div id="m_-8979865065749164440x_yiv4667010751m_3016958687778184550m_-4113841672949819685ydp68cf7c93yiv1919042388"><div id="m_-8979865065749164440x_yiv4667010751m_3016958687778184550m_-4113841672949819685ydp68cf7c93yiv1919042388yqtfd85053"><div><div id="m_-8979865065749164440x_yiv4667010751m_3016958687778184550m_-4113841672949819685ydp68cf7c93yiv1919042388ydp152cba93yahoo_quoted_7714272990"><div style="font-size:13px;color:#26282a"> <div> <div id="m_-8979865065749164440x_yiv4667010751m_3016958687778184550m_-4113841672949819685ydp68cf7c93yiv1919042388ydp152cba93yiv6972132701"> <div style="font-family:Helvetica Neue,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px"> <div dir="ltr"> <div> <p style="line-height:normal;background:white"><b><i><span style="font-size:14.0pt;color:#7030a0">* Maria și Leana, la o poveste:<br clear="none"> – Mărie, tu te-ai culcat cu Ion din prima seară când l-ai cunoscut?<br clear="none"> – Da.<br clear="none"> – Păi, n-a fost cam devreme?<br clear="none"> – Nu, că era după miezul nopții.<br clear="none"> <br clear="none"> * Taximetristul:<br clear="none"> – Îmi cer scuze că pute a spirt, dar am dezinfectat mașina.<br clear="none"> – Stați liniștit, de câteva zile nu simt niciun miros!<br clear="none"> <br clear="none"> * Tot ce se spune după a 5-a bere, se numește scurgere de informații.<br clear="none"> <br clear="none"> * Bărbații își înșeală nevestele cu nevestele care își înșeală bărbații!<br clear="none"> <br clear="none"> * M-am spovedit! Preotul mi-a mărturisit că vrea și el în anturajul meu…<br clear="none"> <br clear="none"> * Anul ăsta facem Revelionul la anul!<br clear="none"> <br clear="none"> * Vaslui este singurul județ cu mai multe bătăi pe minut decât inima.<br clear="none"> <br clear="none"> * După pandemia asta o să fim cu toți ca la 20 de ani… fără griji și fără bani!<br clear="none"> <br clear="none"> * Vă rog să nu mai insultați oamenii pe internet. Luați-vă permisul, urcați la volan și înjurați în trafic, ca toată lumea!<br clear="none"> <br clear="none"> * Acum două minute, urmăream un film al dracu'. Când a aflat că-l urmăresc, a băgat publicitate.<br clear="none"> <br clear="none"> * Cercetătorii au descoperit că prima persoană care a livrat mâncare la domiciliu a fost Scufița Roșie!<br clear="none"> <br clear="none"> * Horoscopul zilei:<br clear="none"> – Sănătate: astrele îți surâd.<br clear="none"> – Bani: astrele îți surâd și mai tare.<br clear="none"> – Dragoste: astrele deja se cacă pe ele de râs.<br clear="none"> <br clear="none"> * Dragostea adevărată e atunci când te trimite la dracu și pe urmă te sună să vadă dacă ai ajuns!<br clear="none"> <br clear="none"> * Dacă te prinde virusul la amantă, stai dracu' acolo 14 zile. Nevasta va înțelege situația!<br clear="none"> <br clear="none"> * La prima întâlnire, o femeie trebuie dusă la film, pentru a vedea dacă poate să tacă 2 ore!<br clear="none"> <br clear="none"> * – Apăi, mă Vasile, oare nu-ți vine să bolunzăști când știi că nevastă-ta ți-o făcut un copil negru?<br clear="none"> – Nu, că la ea toate îi ies arse!<br clear="none"> <br clear="none"> * – Iubitule, cu cine vorbești la telefon?<br clear="none"> – Apfff, m-ai prins, iubito, recunosc că mi-am găsit și eu o amantă!<br clear="none"> – Auzi, tu pe mine să nu mă minți! Ți-ai comandat iar pizza, unflatu' dracului!<br clear="none"> <br clear="none"> * – Iubitule, de ce nu-mi spui niciodată ceva romantic?<br clear="none"> – Oi fi tu grasă, dar ești grasa mea!<br clear="none"> <br clear="none"> * Credeți-mă, femeile își cumpără genți foarte scumpe doar pentru a impresiona alte femei.<br clear="none"> Niciun bărbat nu a spus vreodată: Băi frate, era urâtă foc, dar avea o geantă…<br clear="none"> <br clear="none"> * – Iubi, sunt grasă?<br clear="none"> – Deloc, dragoste, ești doar pregătită pentru iarnă!<br clear="none"> <br clear="none"> * Măi, tătică… bun și virusu' ăsta la ceva!<br clear="none"> Tătă lumea îi sănătoasă, că nu mai are nime' curajul să se vaiete de vreo durere!<br clear="none"> <br clear="none"> * Un profesor pentru 30 de studenți, un doctor pentru 90 de pacienți și 20 de escorte pentru un politician corupt. Aceasta este țara mea, România.<br clear="none"> <br clear="none"> * Urâte zile am ajuns: să punem mai mult alcool în palme decât în gură!<br clear="none"> <br clear="none"> * – Ieri am găsit-o pe nevastă-mea cu un ungur în pat.<br clear="none"> – Și ce i-ai spus?<br clear="none"> – Păi, ce să-i spun? Eu sunt român, nu știu ungurește!<br clear="none"> <br clear="none"> – Mami, când erai copil, te ducea bunica la psiholog:<br clear="none"> – Sigur, mă consilia bunicul cu cureaua. O ședință pe lună era destul.</span></i></b></p> <p><b><i><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;color:#7030a0"> </span></i></b></p> </div> </div> <div> <div style="font-family:Helvetica Neue,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:medium"> <br clear="none"> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> peromanestehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18138498600151502565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11054638.post-80128987213808399592020-04-26T19:37:00.000+03:002020-04-26T19:38:01.535+03:00ghiceste proverbele!<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif"><br></div><br><div class="gmail_quote"><div dir="ltr" class="gmail_attr"><br></div><br><br> <div dir="ltr"> <div style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:14pt;color:rgb(179,106,226)"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivMeUpov4oHX3s2KpSAwX3uQsoybcBsKLxyJv5iawlresKrchOmTQaTFAlQv91H0tt4I9NITawPOWV7Q6Z2Ct6Jrl5vcwvmROVQAlmmgTqtII7xSm76N3v31X9W9jVdM7uR2cYxA/s1600/91065106_2889736251118954_4134764058081492992_n-781560.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivMeUpov4oHX3s2KpSAwX3uQsoybcBsKLxyJv5iawlresKrchOmTQaTFAlQv91H0tt4I9NITawPOWV7Q6Z2Ct6Jrl5vcwvmROVQAlmmgTqtII7xSm76N3v31X9W9jVdM7uR2cYxA/s400/91065106_2889736251118954_4134764058081492992_n-781560.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_6820060537902704210" /></a><br> </div> </div> </div></div> peromanestehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18138498600151502565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11054638.post-34216658128467859572020-04-26T19:36:00.000+03:002020-04-26T19:37:14.009+03:00Alte bancuri anti-plictiseala ...<div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif"><b>Asumati-va greseala!</b><br></div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif"><b><br></b></div><div class="gmail_quote"><div dir="ltr" class="gmail_attr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif"></div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">Mult stimate domnule avocat!</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">Acesta este cazul meu:</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">Dimineață la 08:30h am plecat la servici cu mașina ca de obicei, lăsându-l</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">pe soțul meu în pat uitându- se la televizor.</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">Am mers circa 1 km și motorul s-a oprit brusc ne-mai-vrând să porneasca de</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">loc.</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">M-am întors acasă pe jos ca să-i cer ajutor soțului meu. Când intru in</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">dormitor, stupoare, soțul meu în pat cu fiica vecinei făceau sex. Imi</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">mărturisește că au această relație de 6 luni. Eu 35 de ani, soțul 37 iar</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">fata 23. Suntem căsătoriți de 12 ani.</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">Ce pot să fac? Ce proces trebuie să inițiez? Aștept răspunsul dumneavoastră.</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">Mulțumesc. Patricia.</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">Răspuns:</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">Stimată doamnă Patricia.</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">Când motorul unei mașini se oprește fără motiv poate fi din mai multe cauze.</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">Prima dată verificați dacă nu s-a terminat benzina. Poate filtrul de</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">combustibil să fie înfundat sau injecția electronică să nu mai funcționeze.</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">Dacă niciuna nu rezolvă problema atunci cu siguranță s-a stricat pompa de</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">benzină.</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">Persoană ideală pentru rezolvarea acestei situații este un mecanic.</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">Dumneavoastră în nici un caz, sub nici o formă nu trebuia sa vă întoarceți</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">acasă să cereți ajutorul soțului.</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">El nu este mecanic!</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">Așa că asumați-vă greșeala!</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif">Sperăm că v-am fost de ajutor.</div><br></div><div dir="ltr"><div><div><div><div><div id="gmail-m_673174156063082308ydp357a7d72yahoo_quoted_7703702067"><div style="font-family:"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgb(38,40,42)"><div><div id="gmail-m_673174156063082308ydp357a7d72yiv1878350123"><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:"Helvetica Neue""> <br> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1HS3_AdhsLYU5J-O5wmbhXF1J51M_a9Ucu_7nF8P4jJLe8Z5DQdU6T93VaYjsDjlSfPiQAy7R5ZRwz9VdLCbi1xR5nfxIZersx1_kemyZzTryUG-UgpsYQebKpPpxTId35h30pg/s1600/Texte+de+sezon+-734075.jfif"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1HS3_AdhsLYU5J-O5wmbhXF1J51M_a9Ucu_7nF8P4jJLe8Z5DQdU6T93VaYjsDjlSfPiQAy7R5ZRwz9VdLCbi1xR5nfxIZersx1_kemyZzTryUG-UgpsYQebKpPpxTId35h30pg/s400/Texte+de+sezon+-734075.jfif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_6820060329903694466" /></a><br> <br> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7V3jhFdj80F5aqDR1yqSvc3yFX2nV5TsstnQfx5U2zznGMbqZlDmekemerjKetES_B4IKuIu4eH5KVyvg23wyKtKwZmVOH0fU00PzWgUOMaC-Grk0qu3CAEUxAsJZlKljAbuPug/s1600/Poezie+de+sezon+-737849.jfif"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7V3jhFdj80F5aqDR1yqSvc3yFX2nV5TsstnQfx5U2zznGMbqZlDmekemerjKetES_B4IKuIu4eH5KVyvg23wyKtKwZmVOH0fU00PzWgUOMaC-Grk0qu3CAEUxAsJZlKljAbuPug/s400/Poezie+de+sezon+-737849.jfif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_6820060343749689042" /></a></span></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div id="gmail-m_673174156063082308ydp357a7d72yiv1878350123DAB4FAD8-2DD7-40BB-A1B8-4E2AA1F9FDF2"><br> <br> <hr style="border:none;color:rgb(144,144,144);background-color:rgb(176,176,176);min-height:1px;width:99%"> <br><br> <a href="#m_673174156063082308_DAB4FAD8-2DD7-40BB-A1B8-4E2AA1F9FDF2" rel="nofollow"></a></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div></div></div> peromanestehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18138498600151502565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11054638.post-83686918464305969562019-02-18T01:43:00.001+02:002019-02-18T01:43:53.782+02:00Ardelenii :)<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif"><br></div><br><div class="gmail_quote"><br> <div dir="ltr"> <div style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:14pt;color:rgb(179,106,226)"> <br> </div> <div><br> <div><br> <div class="gmail_quote"> <div> <div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:12pt"> <div><span><br> </span></div> <div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:12pt"> <div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:12pt"> <div> <div> <div> <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding-bottom:0in;padding-left:0in;padding-right:0in;padding-top:0in" valign="top"> <div> <div><br> <blockquote style="margin-top:5pt;margin-bottom:5pt"> <div> <div> <div> <div style="background:white"><b><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';color:#333333;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">Bomba</span></b><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"></span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';color:#333333;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">Doi ardeleni citeau ziarul:<br> - Băi, Ioane, uite ce scrie în ziar: "O bombă costă 4 milioane de dolari"!<br> - Tulai, de-ar cădea şi în curtea noastră una!</span><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"></span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"> </span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><b><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';color:#333333;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">Fugind după tren</span></b><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"></span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';color:#333333;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">Trei ardeleni fugeau după un tren care tocmai plecase din staţie. Cu chiu cu vai, doi dintre ei reuşesc să se agaţe de scara trenului, în timp ce al treilea rămâne în gară, pe linia ferată. Spre surpriza impegatului, ardeleanul care a pierdut trenul a început să râdă ţinându-se de stomac.<br> - De ce râzi omule, îl întreabă el. Tocmai ce-ai pierdut trenul.<br> - Apăi cum să nu râd, că eu trebuia să fiu în tren. Ceia doi numa m-or condus!</span><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"></span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"> </span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><b><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';color:#333333;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">Reportaj cu un ardelean</span></b><a name="m_-7657798529911124388_13a40163897b9947_13966b98bd984f99_1396485ad79f4f22_1394d3" rel="nofollow"></a><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"></span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';color:#333333;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">Un reporter şi un cameraman de la un post TV merg într-un sat pentru a face un reportaj despre cum îşi petrece ziua badea Ion. Ajunşi acolo, îl roagă să povestească ce face în cursul zilei.<br> - D'apoi, dimineaţa mă scol şi trag un pahar de palincă... <br> - Stai, bade Ioane, că nu-i bine să apară pe TV că bei de dimineaţă. Zii mai bine că citeşti ziarul... <br> - No, atunce... dimineaţa mă scol, cetesc ziaru'. După aia dau la porc să mânce, după care mai cetesc înc-un ziar. Până la prânz lucrez în atelier, în care timp cetesc vreo două-tri cărţi. La masă mai cetesc vro două reviste, iar sara adun fânul de pe câmp şi cetesc în acelaşi timp presa de sară. După cină mă duc la biblioteca satului cu pretenii, iar la 10 când închide biblioteca merem cu toată trupa la Pătruţ, că el are tipografie!...</span><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"></span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"> </span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><b><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';color:#333333;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">Ardeleanul pălmuit</span></b><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"></span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';color:#333333;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">Doi ardeleni stăteau la o masă şi beau bere. La un moment dat, din senin, vine un oltean supărat la masa celor doi şi îi trage unuia o palmă .<br> - Asta o fost în serios sau în glumă? întreabă ardeleanul.<br> - În serios, zice olteanul.<br> - Noa, aşe, că mie nu-mi plac glume din astea!</span><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"></span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"> </span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><b><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';color:#333333;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">Un oltean i se laudă unui ardelean</span></b><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"></span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';color:#333333;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">Un oltean i se lăuda unui ardelean:<br> - Bre, făcui o palincă de 38 de grade.<br> - Mă omule, interveni ardeleanul, aceia-i febră, nu pălincă.</span><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"></span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"> </span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><b><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';color:#333333;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">Un câine fioros</span></b><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"></span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';color:#333333;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">Badea Ion se pregătea să între în gospodărie la badea Gheorghe, când vede un câine mare ciobănesc, cu o faţă fioroasă, că se uita la el din curte. Speriat, renunţă la gând şi îl strigă pe badea Gheorghe.<br> - Ce-i, mă? scoate ăsta capul pe geam.<br> - Hai să-mi deschizi poarta că mi frică de câne! <br> - Hai, numa, că nu-ţi face nimic!<br> - Nu mă bag că mi frică.<br> - Hai, dacă-ţi spun!<br> Până la urmă, badea Ion îşi ia inima în dinţi şi intră în curte. Se duce uşurel pe lângă perete şi până la urmă ajunge în casă. După ce închide uşa îi zice lui badea Ion:<br> - Bă, Ioane, rău câne ai! <br> - Aşe-i cum zâci - rău tare.<br> - Să uita aşa fioros de am zis că mă scap pă mine. Da, spune-mi, de ce nici nu mârâie, nici nu latră, nici nu muşcă, numa să uită aşa urât?<br> - Mă, cânele ăsta-i din ăla care să consumă-n el!...</span><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"></span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"> </span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><b><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';color:#333333;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">Bătut în gara din Dej</span></b><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"></span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';color:#333333;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">Badea Ion către badea Gheorghe:<br> - Bade Gheorghe, am auzit că te-or bătut nişte huligani în gara din Dej.<br> - Mă, omule, apăi aceia-i gară?</span><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"></span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"> </span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"> </span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><b><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';color:#333333;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">Un ardelean prin Covasna</span></b><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"></span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';color:#333333;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">Pe o bancă, într-un orăşel din Covasna, stăteau un el şi-o ea. Un ardelean care trecea pe acolo îi întreabă:<br> - Nu vă supăraţi, nu ştiţi să-mi spuneţi unde-i gara?<br> - Nem tu dom, răspunde bărbatul.<br> După ce ardeleanul plecă, femeia i se adresează bărbatului:<br> - Măi Pişta, de ce ai fost neam prost şi nu i-ai spus unde-i gara?<br> - Tot se laudă că de doi mii de ani aicea şi nu ştie unde suntem gara?</span><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"></span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"> </span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><b><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';color:#333333;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">Între ciobani</span></b><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"></span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';color:#333333;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">Doi ciobani stăteau sprijiniţi în bâte pe un deal, de a proape şase ore. Unul dintre ei:<br> - Tu nu te-ai plictisit?<br> - Ba.<br> - Atunci, hai să zâcem ceva.<br> - Ce ză zâcem?<br> - Io ştiu, hai să zâcem ghicitori.<br> - Bine, dară. Începe tu primu'<br> - Noa, fii atent... Ce-i mic şi negru?<br> - Mă, da mic-mic?...<br> - Mic, dară...<br> - Micuţ, micuţ?...<br> - Aşe, da.<br> - Micuuuluţ, micuuuuluţ?<br> - Da, mă, miculuţ rau de tăt.<br> - Mă, călcal-ar, doară nu-i vorba de acidul dezoxiribonucleic?</span><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"></span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"> </span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><b><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';color:#333333;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">Aproape l-am văzut pe tată-tu!</span></b><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"></span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';color:#333333;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">Doi ardeleni:<br> - Tu ştii că ieri aproape că l-am văzut pă tată-tu?<br> - Noa, da' ce vorbă-i asta? Ori l-ai văzut, ori nu l-ai văzut? Cum adică aproape?...<br> - Apăi tată-tu nu lucră la gară?<br> - Ba da.<br> - Şi nu are o salopetă cu număru' 44?<br> - Ba da.<br> - Noa... Eu l-am văzut pă numaru' 43...</span><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"></span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"> </span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><b><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';color:#333333;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">Ce e bursa?</span></b><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"></span></div> </div> <div> <div style="background:white"><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';color:#333333;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">Ion către Gheorghe:<br> - Mă, am tăt auzit la televizor, la radio, am cetit în ziar despre bursă da' n-am înţeles ce-i aceea. Tu ştii?<br> - Cum să-ţi explic, zice Gheorghe, să zâcem că îţi cumperi ouă, că astea fac pui, puii să fac găini, astea fac multe ouă din care tu scoţi mulţi pui, care să fac găini şi ţi-i plină curtea... Şi într-o zi vine o apă mare şi neagră şi ţi le ia pe tăte. Şi atunci tu şezi şi cugeţi şi-ţi spui: raţe trebuia să-mi cumpăr. Noa, aşe-i bursa!</span><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:14pt"></span></div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> </div> </div> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <div><span style="font-family:'Calibri','sans-serif';font-size:10pt"> </span></div> </div> </div> </div> <br> <br> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <br> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> peromanestehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18138498600151502565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11054638.post-62992833542998692422019-02-18T01:42:00.001+02:002019-02-18T01:42:39.550+02:00<div dir="ltr"><br> <div class="gmail_quote"><br><div dir="ltr"> <div style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:14pt;color:rgb(179,106,226)"> <br> </div> <div> <div id="m_5263233602714266177divRplyFwdMsg" dir="ltr"> <div> </div> </div> <div> <div dir="ltr"><br> <div> <div style="color:#000;background-color:#fff;font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:18pt"> <div style="font-family:'times new roman','new york',times,serif;font-size:18pt"> <div style="font-family:'times new roman','new york',times,serif;font-size:12pt"> <div id="m_5263233602714266177ecxyiv879939763"> <div style="color:rgb(0,0,0);background-color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:'times new roman','new york',times,serif;font-size:12pt"> <div style="font-family:'times new roman','new york',times,serif;font-size:12pt"> <div style="font-family:'times new roman','new york',times,serif;font-size:12pt"> <div id="m_5263233602714266177ecxyiv879939763"> <div class="m_5263233602714266177ecxyiv879939763WordSection1"> <div> <div> <div id="m_5263233602714266177ecxyiv879939763"> <div> <div id="m_5263233602714266177ecxyiv879939763"> <div> <div id="m_5263233602714266177ecxyiv879939763"> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div class="m_5263233602714266177ecxyiv879939763MsoNormal" style="background:white"> </div> <div id="m_5263233602714266177ecxyiv879939763ecxyiv164937080"> <div> <div> <div> <div class="m_5263233602714266177ecxyiv879939763MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:rgb(0,0,153)">*Nevasta mea spune că sunt prea curios, cel putin aşa scrie în jurnalul</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif"> </span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:rgb(0,0,153)">ei secret...<br> </span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:rgb(34,34,34)">-------------------------------------<br> Mi-am cumparat cel mai tare caine de paza.</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif"> </span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:rgb(34,34,34)">De trei zile ma chinui sa intru-n curte...<br> -------------------------------<br> </span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:rgb(0,0,153)">Tiganii refuza sa treaca la ora de vara din motiv ca nu vor sa dea</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif"> </span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:rgb(0,0,153)">ceasurile inapoi!</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:rgb(34,34,34)"><br> ------------------------------------------------<br> Singura data cand politicienii spun adevărul este atunci când se fac</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif"> </span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:rgb(34,34,34)">mincinoşi unii pe altii!!<br> ---------------------------------------------------------------<br> La curtea lui Stefan-cel-Mare, vine un sfetnic:<br> - Mǎria mea e aici, Mǎria ta,?</span><span style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif"></span></div> </div> <div> <div> <div id="m_5263233602714266177ecxyiv879939763ecxyiv164937080"> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div class="m_5263233602714266177ecxyiv879939763MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif">----------------------------------------------<br> De adevarata valoare a unui lucru iti dai seama abia dupa ce ai ramas fara el. ..... 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id="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959m_-336539409902867184m_-6055013788170229218ydpd578d1c7yiv4201629996yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1535473813302_48548"> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div id="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959m_-336539409902867184m_-6055013788170229218ydpd578d1c7yiv4201629996yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1535473813302_48547"> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div id="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959m_-336539409902867184m_-6055013788170229218ydpd578d1c7yiv4201629996yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1535473813302_48546"> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div id="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959m_-336539409902867184m_-6055013788170229218ydpd578d1c7yiv4201629996yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1535473813302_48545"> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"> </span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif">– Doctore, cred ca sunt pisică...</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– De când se întâmplă asta?</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– De când eram pisicuţă!</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">––––––––––––––––––––</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">Doctorul:</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Fă-i lui Bulă formele de externare.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">Asistenta:</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Dar cum se poate? Susținea ca este ministru de externe.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Dar azi mi-a spus că și-a dat demisia!</span><span style="font-size:16pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">––––––––––––––––––––</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Care e diferența dintre un nevrotic, psihotic si un psihiatru?</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif">– Nevroticul construieste castele in aer, psihoticul locuieste in ele, iar psihiatrul cere chiria.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">––––––––––––––––––––</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">Care este diferenta dintre doctori si pacienți într-un spital de psihiatrie?</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Pacientii se fac bine si pleaca.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">––––––––––––––––––––</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">Psihiatrul intreaba:</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Au mai existat in familia dumneavoastra cazuri cu boli mintale?</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Da, acum trei ani sora mea a refuzat sa se casatoreasca cu un american</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">miliardar...</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">––––––––––––––––––––</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">De cati psihologi e nevoie sa schimbi un bec?</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– De niciunul. Becul se va schimba singur, cand va fi pregatit.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Doar de unul, dar becul trebuie sa vrea cu adevarat sa se schimbe.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Doar de unul, dar e nevoie de 9 sedinte.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">––––––––––––––––––––</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">Inainte aveam personalitati multiple.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">Acum noi toti ne simtim foarte bine.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">––––––––––––––––––––</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"> </span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">Nu sufar de nebunie. Ma bucur de ea in fiecare moment.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR"> </span><span style="font-size:16pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)">–––––––––––––––––––</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">Inainte eram indecis. Acum nu mai sunt asa sigur .</span><span style="font-size:16pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">––––––––––––––––––––</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">Daca-ti spune cineva că s-a îmbogatit prin muncă,</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;color:#1f497d" lang="FR"><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)">întreaba-l: prin munca</span><u><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"> </span></u></span><span style="font-size:16pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)">CUI ?</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">––––––––––––––––––––</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"> </span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">Înainte avea o viata foarte activa: juca tenis, biliard, sah. </span><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif">Dar, totul s-a terminat cand i s-a stricat calculatorul.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">––––––––––––––––––––</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">SMS: Ajung în 10 minute. Daca întârzii, mai citeste o data mesajul.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">––––––––––––––––––––</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">Ai luat examenul ?</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Da.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Cu cât ?</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Cu 2000 de euro...</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">––––––––––––––––––––</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Sunt bine machiata ?</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Nu, înca ti se vede faţa.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">––––––––––––––––––––</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Mai bine ai trece examenul azi... dacă nu, să uiți că sunt tatăl tău !</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Sigur, tată.....</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">După 5 ore:</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Deci, cum a fost examenul ?</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Iertați-ma, cine sunteti ?</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">––––––––––––––––––––</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Profesoara de română mi-a dat un 2.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– De ce ? întreaba mama.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– La compunerea "Cum am petrecut vara ?" am scris: multumesc, bine !</span><b><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR"></span><i><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR"></span></i></b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><b><i><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">––––––––––––––––––––</span></i></b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">Clasele primare reprezinta, de fapt, o competiţie la desen şi compuneri...</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">Între parinti.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">––––––––––––––––––––</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"> </span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">La examen, subiectul era „Demonstraţi că scaunul de la catedră este invizibil".</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">Toţi studenţii scriu câte 5-6 pagini, dar nota 10 o ia cel care a scris</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">doar două cuvinte:</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">"- Care scaun ? "</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR"> </span><span style="font-size:16pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)">–––––––––––––––––––</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"><br> </span><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR"></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> </div> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"> </span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Chelner, de ce se numeste gratarul asta tâlharesc"?</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Asteptati sa vedeti asta când primiti nota!..</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">––––––––––––––––––––</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"> </span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">Doi pui de sarpe:</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Noi suntem veninosi ?</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Nu stiu, da' de ce-ntrebi ?</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif">– Pai mi-am muscat limba din greseala.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">––––––––––––––––––––</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">La restaurant:</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Aduceti-mi, va rog, ce manânca si omul de la masa de alaturi.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Bine, eu îl chem la telefon si dvs îi luati farfuria...</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"> </span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">––––––––––––––––––––</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">Daca o pisica neagra-ti taie calea, înseamnă.. că se duce undeva...</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">––––––––––––––––––––</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">Doua pisici la casa de bilete de cinema.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Doua bilete va rog.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p 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Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">––––––––––––––––––––</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"> </span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– De ce torni apă-n computer ?</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">– Pentru că vreau să navighez pe Internet...</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">––––––––––––––––––––</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">Un bileţel pe masa din bucătărie:</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">Dragii mei Optimişti, Pesimişti şi Realişti,</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">În timp ce voi vă certaţi, încercând să demonstraţi dacă sticla este pe</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif">jumătate plină sau goală, eu am băut-o.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <div><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span> <p class="m_-1820162827430128648x_x_ydp90c4df5cyiv6310597959MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif" lang="FR">––––––––––––––––––––</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:#26282a"></span></p> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span></div> <span style="font-family:"Times New 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style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt"></span><br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">E trist când ajungi din amantă soție.</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">Știi că locul amantei este liber !</span><br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">Copiii se împart în două categorii:</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">needucați și ai noștri...</span><br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">Dacă cineva îți va spune vreodată că, munca ta</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">este neprofesională, amintește-i că Arca lui Noe</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">a fost construită de un amator, iar Titanicul aparent a</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">fost construit de profesioniști...</span><br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">Cele mai multe minciuni se spun înainte de</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">alegeri, în timpul dragostei şi dupa pescuit!</span><br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">Când se îmbolnăveşte o femeie:</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Sunt bine, doar puţin obosită...</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">Când se îmbolnăveşte un bărbat:</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Ascultaţi la mine, dragii mei. Acestea</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt"> ar putea fi ultimele mele cuvinte...</span><br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">Dacă iubeşti două persoane în acelaşi timp,</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">alege-o pe a doua. Dacă o iubeai pe prima,</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">nu ar mai fi existat a doua!</span><br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Dragule, ce părere ai despre relaţia noastră..??</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Numără stelele de pe cer şi ai să-ţi dai seama.</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Wow este infinită!!</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Nu, este o pierdere de timp....</span><br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Chelner, salata asta este pentru două persoane?</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Da, bineînţeles!</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Atunci de ce este un singur limax înăuntru?</span><br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Doctore, după ce-mi pun ochelarii, pe care</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt"> mi i-aţi recomandat, voi putea citi?</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Desigur.</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Ah, ce bine. Până acum n-am ştiut să citesc!</span><br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Bulă, ce înseamnă să fii diplomat?</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Să te gândeşti de două ori înainte să nu spui nimic...</span><br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">O blondă este întrebată la ora de religie:</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Câte porunci există?</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Zece.</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Şi ce se întâmplă, dacă nu respecţi una dintre ele?</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Rămân nouă!</span><br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Cum se numeşte un negru din Rusia?</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Nigor.</span><br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">Animalul meu preferat este ursul panda.</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">Nu este deloc rasist. Este şi alb şi</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">negru şi asiatic.</span><br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">Cum faci diferenţa dintre un teolog şi un informatician?</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">Îi pui să citească cuvântul "scripturi"!</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt"></span><br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">La telefon:</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">Ea: - Ce faci, dragă?</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">El: - La Spitalul de Urgenţă.</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">Ea: - Aoleu! Cum la Urgenţă? Ce faci acolo?</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">El: - Fac la dreapta, pe Floreasca</span><br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Gândeşte-te, dragă, zece ani şi nici o ceartă!</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Ştiu, laș ticălos ce eşti!</span><br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">Un prieten îl întreabă pe celălalt:</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Ce pot face? Când am venit acasă de la lucru,</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt"> am găsit-o pe nevastă-mea în pat cu un bărbat!</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Fă ore suplimentare, îi sugerează prietenul.</span><br> <br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">– Eu şi soţia mea suntem împotriva folosirii</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt"> bătăii pentru educarea copilului.</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">– Şi noi la fel. Pe-al nostru nu-l batem decât</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt"> atunci, când suntem în legitimă apărare!</span><br> <br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">Doi rotweilleri stau de pază în curtea unui depozit.</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">Unul îşi întreabă colegul:</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Tu nu auzi ceva suspect?...</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Ba da!...</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Şi atunci de ce nu latri?</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Păi, atunci n-aş mai auzi nimic...</span><br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">Windows a elaborat o versiune specială pentru Rusia.</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">La instalarea driver-ilor (pentru printer, modem,</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">monitor…etc) apare un mesaj: "A fost detectat</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">un dispozitiv nou, hai să bem pentru asta."</span><br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">Doi spărgători mascaţi, gata de a intra în acţiune.</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Nu-mi plac oamenii neglijenţi ! Tu nu vezi</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt"> că ţi s-a dus un fir de la ciorap ?</span><br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Domnule notar, la sfârşitul testamentului scrieţi</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt"> că, la mormântul meu vreau să cânte o orchestră</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt"> de 100 de persoane.</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Şi ce muzică doriţi să ascultaţi?</span><br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">Cum începe o poveste la români: "a fost odată ca niciodată..."</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">Cum începe o poveste la americani: "once upon a time..."</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">Cum începe o poveste la negrii: "you motherfuckers</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt"> ain't gonna believe this shit..."</span><br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">Soţul, aflat în delegaţie, îi scrie soţiei:</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">– Dragă, nu exista femeie mai grozavă decât tine pe lumea asta!</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt"> Aseară m-am convins încă o dată!</span><br> <br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">Într-o farmacie, un bărbat îi spune jenat</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">celei de după tejghea:</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Doamnă, ştiţi, am o problemă... Îmi stă tot timpul</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt"> în sus, chiar şi dacă fac sex câte 12 ore pe zi.</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt"> Ce îmi puteţi oferi?</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">Farmacista se duce în spate, se sfătuieşte cu</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">colegele, apoi se întoarce şi-i spune tipului:</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Casă, masă şi 500 de euro pe lună, e bine?...</span><br> <br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Dumneata, câte sticle de bere bei pe zi?, întreabă doctorul.</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Opt până la zece sticle...</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Colosal! Eu nici apă nu aş putea să beau atâta!</span><br> <span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;font-size:16pt">- Păi, apă nici eu n-aş putea să beau...</span><br> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <br> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> peromanestehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18138498600151502565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11054638.post-3846190882837081812018-10-12T02:40:00.001+03:002018-10-12T02:40:39.484+03:00Sa mai radem putin!<div dir="ltr"><br> <div class="gmail_quote"><br><div dir="ltr"> <div id="m_3320903802632980241divtagdefaultwrapper" style="font-size:14pt;color:#7232ad;font-family:'Times New Roman',Times,serif" dir="ltr"> <div style="color:rgb(0,0,0)"> <div id="m_3320903802632980241divRplyFwdMsg" 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id="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615m_-5389441166207063006m_-1985278530471405311ydp1d1028d2yiv4914555293yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1534130912533_63856"> <div id="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615m_-5389441166207063006m_-1985278530471405311ydp1d1028d2yiv4914555293yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1534130912533_63855"> <div id="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615m_-5389441166207063006m_-1985278530471405311ydp1d1028d2yiv4914555293yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1534130912533_63862" style="margin-left:35.4pt"> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"> </span><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#741b47"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"> </span><u><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"> </span></u></span><u><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)">Explicatie</span></u><u><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"> </span></u><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div id="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615m_-5389441166207063006m_-1985278530471405311ydp1d1028d2yiv4914555293yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1534130912533_63854" style="margin-bottom:13.5pt"> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div id="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615m_-5389441166207063006m_-1985278530471405311ydp1d1028d2yiv4914555293yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1534130912533_63853"> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div id="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615m_-5389441166207063006m_-1985278530471405311ydp1d1028d2yiv4914555293yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1534130912533_63852"> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div id="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615m_-5389441166207063006m_-1985278530471405311ydp1d1028d2yiv4914555293yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1534130912533_63861" style="margin-left:35.4pt"> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#741b47"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif">- Draga mea, unde esti ?</span><br> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif">- Iubi, sunt în maşină, tramvaiul mă urmareşte !</span><br> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif">- Dragă, ieşi de pe linia de tramvai şi porneşte GPS-ul, te va ajuta</span><br> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif">să ajungi acasă...</span><br> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif">- Nu pornesc nici un GPS, m-am certat cu el azi dimineaţă !!!</span></span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><u><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)">Diferente</span></u><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#741b47"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif">- Alo, mai, Ioane, zic astia la televizor ca la voi, la Miercurea Ciuc, is -35 grade. Cum naiba rezistati voi acolo ?</span><br> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif">- Da' de unde, mai, Gheo !? Uite, termometrul meu imi arata -20.</span><br> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif">- Pai, si astia de la meteo de ce-or fi zis ca-s -35 ?</span><br> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif">- Aaa, poate afara....</span></span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> </div> </div> <div> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><u><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)">Amabilitate</span></u><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#741b47"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif">O stewardesa americana intreaba in avion un pasager de origine araba:</span><br> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif">- Doriti ceva de baut, un vin sau coniac, whisky, bere?</span><br> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif">- Nu, multumesc, nu pot. In citeva clipe voi conduce avionul.</span></span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"> </span></p> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><br> <span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> </div> </div> <div> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><u><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)">Constatare</span></u><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)">În Sicilia nu există „Martorii lui Iehova". Sicilienilor în genere nu le plac martorii!</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><u><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#741b47"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif">Ajutor tovarasesc</span><br> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></span></u><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)">Cand au auzit ca ne unim, că noi si moldovenii vrem să fim o singura tară, rusii au zis ca se baga si ei.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><u><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)">Concluzie</span></u><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-bottom:12.0pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)">Traim in epoca in care un hamburger se strica dupa doi ani si un laptop dupa patru luni.</span><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"></span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><u><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)" lang="DE-AT">Preotii:</span></u><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)" lang="DE-AT"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:9pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)" lang="IT">Doi preoti se intalnesc pe strada, amandoi mergand pe jos: </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)" lang="IT">- Buna ziua, parinte.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)" lang="IT">- Sa traiesti, parinte. Unde e bicicleta dumitale, ca nici eu n-o mai gasesc pe a mea?</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)" lang="IT">- Nu pot sa-mi dau seama unde am pus-o.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)" lang="IT">- La revedere.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)" lang="IT">- Cu bine, pe curand.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)" lang="IT">A doua zi, se intalnesc din nou, primul - pe bicicleta.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)" lang="IT">- Buna ziua, parinte.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)" lang="IT">- Sa traiesti, parinte, vad ca ti-ai gasit bicicleta, cum ai facut?</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)" lang="IT">- Mai, am facut o slujba de plangeau icoanele pe pereti. Cand am ajuns la cele zece porunci, la porunca a şaptea "Sa nu furi", un enorias a spus: "Parinte, te rog, iarta-ma: eu ti-am luat-o!" </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)" lang="IT">Si apoi, am gasit-o la poarta bisericii.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)" lang="IT">- Bine, parinte, am sa fac la fel.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)" lang="IT">A treia zi – amandoi, pe biciclete.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)" lang="IT">- Buna ziua, parinte.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)" lang="IT">- Sa traiesti, parinte, vad ca ti-ai gasit bicicleta. Cum ai facut? </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)" lang="IT">- Asa cum mi-ati zis, am facut o slujba. Plangeau icoanele pe pereti si am inceput cu cele 10 porunci. Cand am ajuns la a patra (sa nu preacurvesti) mi-am adus aminte unde am lasat-o.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span></div> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <div style="margin-left:35.4pt"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"Times New Roman",Times,serif"></span> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#888888" lang="DE-AT"><br clear="all"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> </div> </blockquote> </div> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> </span></p> </div> </blockquote> </div> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> </span></p> </div> </div> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> </span></p> </div> </div> <p class="m_3320903802632980241x_x_ydpe7e8f76byiv6714686615MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:12.0pt;background:white"> <span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> </span></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> peromanestehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18138498600151502565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11054638.post-29247654696364216602018-08-18T19:57:00.003+03:002018-08-18T19:57:58.870+03:00<div dir="ltr"><br><br><br><br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Curajul la barbati nu e asa de rar cum se crede, dovada cit de multi se insoara.<br><br> <br><br> <br><br>Prostia este infinit mai fascinanta decit inteligenta. Inteligenta are limitele ei, prostia nu.<br><br> <br><br> <br><br>Dragostea e oarba, dar casatoria ii reda vederea.<br><br> <br><br> <br><br>Este clar ca femeile sunt mai destepte decit barbatii.<br><br> Ginditi-va: cel mai bun prieten al lor sunt diamantele; cel mai bun prieten al barbatilor este ciinele.<br><br> <br><br> <br><br>Sexul este pretul pe care femeile il platesc pentru casnicie.<br><br> Casnicia este pretul pe care barbatii il platesc pentru sex.<br><br> <br><br> <br><br> O femeie poate sa tina un singur secret: virsta ei.<br><br> <br><br> <br><br>Numai fetele cuminti isi tin un jurnal.<br><br> Fetele rele n-au timp.<br><br> <br><br><br>Un inspector de criminalistică anunţă prin staţie:<br><br>– Am ajuns la locul faptei!<br><br>– Şi care e situaţia?<br><br>– O femeie şi-a înjunghiat soţul de 15 ori, apoi l-a împuşcat, după care l-a tranşat în trei…<br><br>– Care este explicaţia ei pentru crima oribilă?<br><br>– Spune că soţul a intrat încălţat în timp ce ea spăla parchetul…<br><br>– Aţi arestat-o?<br><br>– Încă nu, aşteptăm să se usuce parchetul!<br><br> <br><br> <br><br>Trei nebuni. Primul:<br><br>– Eu sunt trimisul lui Dumnezeu!<br><br>Al doilea:<br><br>– Ba eu sunt trimisul lui Dumnezeu!<br><br>Ultimul:<br><br>– Sunteţi nebuni amândoi! Nu am trimis pe nimeni!<br><br> <br><br> <br><br>La şcoală, la ţară, profesoara întreabă elevii:<br><br>– Copii, când e cel mai potrivit moment pentru culesul fructelor?<br><br>Puradelul:<br><br>– Când e legat câinele!<br><br> <br><br> <br><br>Un om abătut intră în cabinetul unui psihiatru renumit:<br><br>– Nu mai am nici o dorinţă să trăi e s c . V i a ţ a mea a devenit fără sens…<br><br>– Da, răspunde psihiatrul, te înţeleg. Toţi avem probleme.<br><br>Am să-ţi prescriu un tratament pe care va trebui să-l urmezi un an. <br><br>Te costă 50 de euro pe săptămână.<br><br>– Înţeleg, doctore, asta rezolvă problemele dv. Cu ale mele cum rămâne?<br><br> <br><br> <br><br>– La operaţie, chirurgul mi-a uitat în stomac un burete.<br><br>– Şi te doare?<br><br>– Nu, dar am o sete…<br><br> <br><br> <br><br>La o trecere de pietoni, o persoană este lovită de o maşină. <br><br>Şoferul iese repede şi, aplecându-se asupra victimei, spune:<br><br>– Aveţi noroc: eu sunt medic!<br><br>– Dar dumneata nu ai: eu sunt avocat…<br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Cum creşte peştele in greutate?<br><br> - De la un pescar la celalalt...<br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Vodca luată la vânătoare a salvat mai multe animale decât Greenpeace.<br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Caut partener pentru deschidere centru comercial. <br><br>Cerinţe: cagulă şi rangă.<br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Aseară, ieşeam în oraş cu nevastă-mea. Şi-a dat cu cremă, fond de ten, creion de ochi, mascara, fard de pleoape, pudră de obraz, creion de sprâncene, ruj de buze, s-a întors spre mine şi m-a întrebat:<br><br> - Arăt natural?<br><br> <br><br><br> <br><br> Un chirurg moare, ajunge la poarta Raiului şi se aşează la coadă. Imediat îl observă Sf. Petru şi zice:<br><br> - Furnizorii, sunt poftiţi pe uşa din spate!<br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Fiecare femeie are dreptul să hotărască singură câţi ani are!<br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Vă temeţi de criza financiară?<br><br> - După 30 de ani de căsnicie, nu mă mai tem de nimic!<br><br> <br><br> <br><br> - Eşti prea nervos în ultima vreme, nu crezi că ar trebui să consulţi un psihoterapeut?<br><br> - Ba da! Chiar ieri am fost!<br><br> - Şi?<br><br> - I-am znopit din bătaie......<br><br> <br><br> <br><br> - Iubito, m-am săturat să tot fiu "vioara a doua" pe lângă tine!<br><br> - Bucură-te că mai faci parte din orchestră...<br><br> <br><br><br> <br><br>Un tânăr sta de vorbă cu un domn mai în vârstă.<br><br> - Când mă însor, primul lucru pe care-l voi face va fi să o trimit pe soacră-mea doi ani în vacanţă!<br><br> - N-ai vrea să te însori cu fiica mea?<br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Dupa ce au baut, barbatii vorbesc inutil, devin emotionali, conduc prost, inceteaza sa mai gandeasca, se bat pentru nimic. <br><br>Femeile pot face toate acestea fără sa bea.<br><br> <br><br> <br><br>Doi politisti gasesc doua grenade intr-o groapa.<br><br> -Ce facem cu ele?<br><br> -Le ducem la sectie.<br><br>-Pai si daca explodeaza una pe drum?<br><br> -Spunem ca am gasit doar una.<br><br> <br><br> <br><br>Publicitate într-un magazin: <br><br>"Şampon Amnezia: uiţi de mătreaţă!"<br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br>Doi oameni de zapada se uita cum ninge. <br><br>Unul rupe tacerea: -Uite, frate, CELULE STEM...<br><br> <br><br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br><br> <br><br><br> <br><br></div> peromanestehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18138498600151502565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11054638.post-83600702745109339492018-08-18T19:57:00.001+03:002018-08-18T19:57:19.948+03:00<div dir="ltr"><br><div class="gmail_quote"><br> <div dir="ltr"> <div id="m_6372540716511624443divtagdefaultwrapper" style="font-size:14pt;color:#7232ad;font-family:'Times New Roman',Times,serif" dir="ltr"> <p style="margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0"><br> </p> <br> <div style="color:rgb(0,0,0)"> <div dir="ltr"> <div id="m_6372540716511624443x_divtagdefaultwrapper" dir="ltr" style="font-size:12pt;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Calibri,Helvetica,sans-serif,EmojiFont,"Apple Color Emoji","Segoe UI Emoji",NotoColorEmoji,"Segoe UI Symbol","Android Emoji",EmojiSymbols"> <div style="color:rgb(0,0,0)"> <div> <div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:16px"> <div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:16px"> <div></div> <div><span style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:10pt"> </span><br> </div> </div> <div id="m_6372540716511624443x_x_ydp9c9eb81fyahoo_quoted_3916806527" class="m_6372540716511624443x_x_ydp9c9eb81fyahoo_quoted"> <div style="font-family:'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:#26282a"> <div> <div id="m_6372540716511624443x_x_ydp9c9eb81fyiv9614835740"> <div> <div class="m_6372540716511624443x_x_ydp9c9eb81fyiv9614835740WordSection1"> <div> <div> <div> <div id="m_6372540716511624443x_x_ydp9c9eb81fyiv9614835740m_468214431649098091ydpce275c62yahoo_quoted_3167076599"> <div> <div> <div id="m_6372540716511624443x_x_ydp9c9eb81fyiv9614835740m_468214431649098091ydpce275c62yiv6550246087"> <div> <div id="m_6372540716511624443x_x_ydp9c9eb81fyiv9614835740m_468214431649098091ydpce275c62yiv6550246087yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1532834811926_142192"> <div id="m_6372540716511624443x_x_ydp9c9eb81fyiv9614835740m_468214431649098091ydpce275c62yiv6550246087yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1532834811926_142191"> <div id="m_6372540716511624443x_x_ydp9c9eb81fyiv9614835740m_468214431649098091ydpce275c62yiv6550246087yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1532834811926_142190"> <div id="m_6372540716511624443x_x_ydp9c9eb81fyiv9614835740m_468214431649098091ydpce275c62yiv6550246087yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1532834811926_142202"> <div id="m_6372540716511624443x_x_ydp9c9eb81fyiv9614835740m_468214431649098091ydpce275c62yiv6550246087"> <div id="m_6372540716511624443x_x_ydp9c9eb81fyiv9614835740m_468214431649098091ydpce275c62yiv6550246087yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1532834811926_142201"> <div id="m_6372540716511624443x_x_ydp9c9eb81fyiv9614835740m_468214431649098091ydpce275c62yiv6550246087yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1532834811926_142204"> <p class="m_6372540716511624443x_x_ydp9c9eb81fyiv9614835740MsoNormal" id="m_6372540716511624443x_geom_inter_1533827567048_69_8" style="background:white"> <span id="m_6372540716511624443x_geom_inter_1533827567000_41_5" style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Salut, vecine! Nu am mai văzut-o de mult pe soţia ta, v-aţi despărţit?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Nu, parchează...</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span id="m_6372540716511624443x_geom_inter_1533827567015_25_6" style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Azi, când am ajuns acasă, nu mi-a venit să cred ce am auzit de la</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">nevastă-mea şi anume că fiul meu de cinci ani nu e de fapt al meu! Am</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">fost distrus!</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span id="m_6372540716511624443x_geom_inter_1533827567031_83_7" style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Mi-a spus că, altădată, să fiu mai atent pe cine aduc de la gradinita!</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Alo, ce faci?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Ard calorii!</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Adică faci gimnastică?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Nu, prăjesc nişte carne...</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Tată, pot să te îmbrăţişez?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Nu mai am niciun ban. M-a îmbrăţişat mă-ta mai devreme...</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Soţia către soţ:</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Merg la vecină pentru 5 minute! Te rog să amesteci în oală la</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">fiecare juma' de oră!</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Cum zic moldovenii la berea neagră? Blackberry.</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Doi poliţişti germani opresc şi legitimează un conducător auto. Având</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">anumite neclarităţi, unul dintre poliţai îl întreabă pe celălalt:</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Măi, Mustafa!</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Da, Youssouf, ce e?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Eşti sigur că Helmuth este nume german?!</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Am intrat în magazin să cumpăr salam, iar la casă observ un anunţ:</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">"Ofertă specială, la un cumpărarea unei sticle de votcă, primeşti</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">gratis 0,5 l de suc"...</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Şi mi-a venit asa o poftă de suc...</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Dragul meu, eu sunt pentru tine o femeie perfectă?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Nu, iubire! Tu eşti cu mult mai mult!</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Cu cât mai mult?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Cu vreo 20 de kilograme...</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Şi zici că ai prins un crap de peste 11 kilograme, fără exagerare?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Fără.</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Şi cu exagerare?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Nu ştiu, că nu l-am cântărit...</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Nu că mă laud, dar pot să spun că sunt unul dintre cei mai bine văzuţi </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">angajaţi de la serviciu!</span></p> <p class="m_6372540716511624443x_x_ydp9c9eb81fyiv9614835740MsoNormal" id="m_6372540716511624443x_geom_inter_1533827567048_69_8" style="background:white"> <span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Trei camere de luat vederi stau pe mine.</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Dacă nu reuşeşti să-ţi găseşti jumătatea, caută două pătrimi.</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Toţi oamenii aduc fericire. Unii prin prezenţă, alţii prin absenţă.</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Femeia are două scopuri în viaţă: să se căsătorească şi să arate necăsătorită.</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Prietenie feminină este atunci când două femei se invidiază reciproc în tăcere.</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Fantezia supremă a unei femei: să fie cu doi bărbaţi în acelaşi timp.</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Unul care să gătească, celălalt care să facă curat.</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Iubito, plec la sală. Ai vrea să mergi cu mine?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Îţi par grasă?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Dacă nu vrei să mergi, nu mergi!</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Acum sunt şi leneşă?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Calmează-te, dragă! Nu am insinuat nimic!</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Acum sunt şi isterică, nu?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Nu am spus asta!</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Aha, deci sunt şi mincinoasă...</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Ok. Nu mergi!</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Stai puţin! Dar de ce vrei să te duci singur?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Aveţi o nevroză endogenă, zise medicul. Cum vă petreceţi timpul liber?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Stau acasă mai tot timpul...</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- De ce nu vă găsiţi o femeie să ieşiţi cu ea în oraş, să vă distraţi?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Nu v-ar plăcea?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Ba da, mi-ar plăcea!</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Şi atunci de ce nu o faceţi? Sunteţi timid?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Nu, dar nu mă lasă nevastă-mea!</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Iar te duci la cârciumă, nenorocitule ?! Săptămâna viitoare trebuie să </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">plătim întreţinerea!</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Şezi blândă, că mă întorc până atunci!</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Iarăşi te-ai îmbătat! Ieri am fost cu adevărat fericită văzându-te treaz...</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Da, dar astăzi e rândul meu să fiu fericit!</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Doi prieteni se întâlnesc pe o stradă din Bucureşti:</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Salut, ce mai faci?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Bine, am puţină treabă în Piaţa Romană.</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Păi şi ce cauţi în Piaţa Sudului?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Loc de parcare...</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Aveţi gel de lighean?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Poftim?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Gel de lighean, aveţi?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Poate gel de duş?!</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Nu, că eu mă spăl în lighean.</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Urare strămoşească: "Sa ai parte de noroc exagerat, succese nemeritate </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">şi bani nemunciţi!" (asta e irlandeza !)</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Părerea ardeleanului: "Am fi ajuns departe cu ştiinţa dacă particulele</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">astea elementare nu se mişcau aşa iute. No, îi forte clar că viteza nu</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">îi o soluţie! Nu vedeţi că până şi secolul vitezei a trecut? E clar că</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">viteza asta nu era făcută să ţină!"</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Un tip, rupt de beat, iese dintr-un bar. Se duce în parcare şi începe </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">să pipăie maşinile pe acoperis.</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Un şofer îl vede şi-l întreabă:</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">– Ce faci, frate, ce cauţi?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">– Îmi caut maşina, zice beţivul, clătinându-se pe picioare.</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">– Păi şi de ce le pipăi pe acoperis, ce, nu sunt toate la fel?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">– Ntz! A mea are girofar!</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Dacă aţi scăpat telefonul în apă, puneţi-l într-un vas cu orez.</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">În timpul nopţii, orezul va atrage chinezii, care vor repara telefonul.!</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Dansaţi?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Da!</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Slavă Domnului! Credeam că v-aţi electrocutat...</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Dragul meu, mă iubeşti?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Ce-ai făcut cu maşina, nemernico?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Astăzi asistenta mi-a făcut un compliment în timp ce îmi lua tensiunea.</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Mi-a zis că o am mare!</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Bulă la recrutare. Medicul zice:</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Citeşte cu voce tare, ce scrie acolo pe tablă!</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Care tablă? Eu nu văd nici o tablă!?</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">- Foarte bine, răspunde doctorul. Ai dreptate: nu e nici o tablă acolo. </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Apt.</span></p> <p class="m_6372540716511624443x_x_ydp9c9eb81fyiv9614835740MsoNormal" id="m_6372540716511624443x_geom_inter_1533827567048_69_8" style="background:white"> <span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> Următorul...</span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:#888888"><br> <br> <br> <br> <span class="m_6372540716511624443x_x_ydp9c9eb81fyiv9614835740m468214431649098091ydpce275c62yiv6550246087hoenzb"> </span></span><span style="font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;color:black"></span></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <p class="m_6372540716511624443x_x_ydp9c9eb81fyiv9614835740MsoNormal"> </p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><br></div> peromanestehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18138498600151502565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11054638.post-23300221907072756982018-07-06T23:50:00.001+03:002018-07-06T23:50:44.068+03:00examen<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />peromanestehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18138498600151502565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11054638.post-40201439857149419682018-03-25T05:50:00.001+03:002018-03-25T05:50:30.865+03:00<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:georgia,serif"><br></div><div class="gmail_quote"><div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_quote"><div lang="EN-US" link="blue" vlink="purple"><div class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348WordSection1"><div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal"><u></u> <u></u></p> </div> <div> <div> <div> <div id="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m_6896381964765955311ydp570964abyahoo_quoted_1715707115"> <div> <div> <div id="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m_6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376"> <div> <blockquote style="margin-top:5.0pt;margin-bottom:5.0pt"> <div> <div> <div id="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m_6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yahoo_quoted_1511935675"> <div> <div> <div 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id="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m_6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872m_-4122479242047703803ydp7a34461dyiv9415382409m_3140219085583265121m_-6447842600911593543m_1411245426101532834m_1797419948760294295yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1520822653570_42035"> <div id="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m_6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872m_-4122479242047703803ydp7a34461dyiv9415382409m_3140219085583265121m_-6447842600911593543m_1411245426101532834m_1797419948760294295yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1520822653570_42034"> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">Mierla şi bunicul </span></b><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Bunicule, bunicule, tu </span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">tii să faci ca mierla?</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Hmm, nu </span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">tiu…dar de ce?</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Tata a zis că o să fim boga</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i când ai s-o mierle</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">ti.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#2f2f2f">De ce se moare</span></b><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">M-am plimbat prin tot cimitirul, citind inscrip</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">iile de pe panglicile </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">coroanelor de flori: de la soacră, de la so</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">ie, de la vecini, de la prieteni… </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">De la bere si vodcă n-a murit nimeni!</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#2f2f2f">Ajutor pentru diagnostic</span></b><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">De căma</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">a unui pacient, care a fost adus de urgen</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">ă la spital cu </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">ambulan</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">a, era prins un bile</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">el: „D-lor doctori, aceasta este epilepsie, </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">nu apendicită. </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">De apendicită am fot operat deja de trei ori!"</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#2f2f2f">Ț</span></b><b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#2f2f2f">ipete fierbin</span></b><b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#2f2f2f">ț</span></b><b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#2f2f2f">i</span></b><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Î</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i plac fetele fierbin</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i care </span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">ipă în pat?</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Atunci vizitează sec</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">ia de ar</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i de la spitalul Floreasca!</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#2f2f2f">Recunoa</span></b><b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#2f2f2f">ș</span></b><b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#2f2f2f">tere</span></b><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Cum recunoa</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">te</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i o femeie cu SIDA?</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Mor bărba</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">ii după ea…</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#2f2f2f"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#2f2f2f">Ultima scăpare</span></b><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">Un para</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">utist sare cu para</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">uta. Apasă a</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">a cum </span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">tia pe butonul ro</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">u, </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">dar nu i se deschide. Scoate manualul şi cite</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">te: "Dacă nu merge </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">butonul ro</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">u, încerca</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i butonul verde." Omul încearcă, dar fără nici </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">un rezultat. Cite</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">te mai departe: "Dacă nu merge nici butonul verde, </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">încerca</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i butonul galben." La fel, tot nimic. Mai cite</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">te: "Dacă nici </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">butonul galben nu merge, întoarce</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i pagina". Omul, în culmea </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">disperării, întoarce pagina şi cite</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">te: "Tatăl nostru Care e</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">ti in Ceruri…"</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#2f2f2f">Ultima proiec</span></b><b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#2f2f2f">ț</span></b><b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#2f2f2f">ie</span></b><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">S-a stins din via</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">ă proprietarul cinematografului oră</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">enesc. </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">Funeraliile vor avea loc mâine, la orele 10:20, 12:45, 15:30 şi 18:45! </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#2f2f2f">Vorbe bune</span></b><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">Preotul la înmormântare:</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Decedatul a fost un om bun, un so</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a"> credincios, un tată iubitor, </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">corect, generos…</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">Văduva în </span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">oaptă:</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Copii, cineva să meargă să verifice în sicriu. </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">Vreau să mă asigur că nu am venit la înmormântarea altcuiva.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#2f2f2f">Ultima speran</span></b><b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#2f2f2f">ț</span></b><b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#2f2f2f">ă</span></b><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">Mă uitam la soacră-mea care era în comă şi-i zic doctorului:</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Gata, opri</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i aparatele… mi-am pierdut orice speran</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">ă!</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Domnule, îmi zice el, dar soacra dumneavoastră e în comă </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">doar de 3 minute…</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#2f2f2f">Ghinion la bărba</span></b><b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#2f2f2f">ț</span></b><b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#2f2f2f">i</span></b><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Am rămas văduvă de trei ori,… poveste</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">te o tânără de 35 de ani.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Cum se poate? se miră cineva. To</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i trei s-au prăpădit?</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Da, primii doi s-au otrăvit cu ciuperci.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Şi al treilea?</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- A murit din cauza unei fracturi a craniului.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Cum asta?</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- N-a vrut să mănânce ciuperci…</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#2f2f2f">Alaiul</span></b><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">Un bărbat vede trecând pe strada o procesiune de înmormântare </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">foarte neobi</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">nuită. Un sicriu negru mare era urmat la câ</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">iva pa</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i de un </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">alt sicriu negru mare. În spatele celui de-al doilea sicriu mergea un </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">bărbat solitar cu un imens câine pitbull </span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">inut in lesa. În spatele lor </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">mergeau în</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">irui</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i aproximativ 200 bărba</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i tri</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">ti. Privitorul nu a putut </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">să-si stăpânească curiozitatea, s-a apropiat de bărbatul care ducea </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">câinele si l-a întrebat: </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Domnule, </span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">tiu că este un moment foarte nepotrivit să vă deranjez, dar </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">ce tragedie s-a întâmplat. A cui este înmormântarea?</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">Bărbatul a răspuns:</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Ei bine, în primul sicriu se află so</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">ia mea.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Ce a pă</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">it?</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Câinele meu a atacat-o si a omorât-o.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Şi cine se află în al doilea sicriu?</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Soacra mea. Ea încerca să o ajute pe so</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">ia mea, dar câinele s-a repezit </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">si la ea si a omorât-o.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">A trecut un moment solemn de lini</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">te între cei doi bărba</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Domnule, pot să vă cer împrumut câinele?</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Sigur că da… pofti</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i lângă ceilal</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i la coadă… </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#2f2f2f">Făt Frumos şi recompensa regală</span></b><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">Făt-Frumos vine la rege:</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Mi-am îndeplinit promisiunea, uite aici capul zmeului.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Da, ok, si eu îmi </span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">in promisiunea. Uite aici mâna prin</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">esei!</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#2f2f2f"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#2f2f2f">Pregătire pentru trecerea dincolo</span></b><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">Un tip se duce la doctor:</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Nu </span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">tiu, doctore, ce am: mă doare ficatul, mă doare spatele, </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">mă doare inima.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">Îi face doctorul analizele şi-i spune:</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Îmi pare rău, ai cancer şi în trei luni ai să mori.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">Pleacă tipul supărat şi se întâlne</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">te cu un prieten la metrou. </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">Îi spune de vizita la doctor, că este bolnav de SIDA şi că va muri </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">în trei luni. Prietenul pleacă repede, uitând să dea mâna cu el. </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">În sta</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">ia de autobuz, se întâlne</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">te cu altul şi aceea</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i poveste. </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">Îi ajunge doctorului la ureche povestea şi îl cheamă la el:</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Bine, domnule, ce vorbe-s astea? </span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">Ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i-am spus clar că vei muri </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">de cancer în trei luni şi dumneata împră</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">tii la toată lumea că vei muri </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">de SIDA?</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Lasă-mă, doctore, că şi a</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">a sunt destul de supărat! </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">Ce vrei, după ce mor, să-mi fută to</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i nevasta?</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#2f2f2f">Noroc la nevastă</span></b><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">Niciodată n-am avut noroc cu so</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">iile: prima m-a părăsit, a doua m-a </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">alungat iar a treia trăie</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">te!</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#2f2f2f">Cununile succesului</span></b><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">O bătrânică moare şi ajunge la por</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">ile raiului unde se întâlne</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">te cu </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">Sf. Petru când, deodată, se aude un urlet groaznic venind dinspre rai.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Vai de mine, ce se întâmplă acolo? întreabă panicată bătrânica.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Nu va face</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i griji pentru asta, răspunde Sf. Petru, îi găurim unuia </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">omopla</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">ii sa-i montam aripile de înger.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">Bătrânica, vădit deranjată de acest fapt, dă un pas înapoi când, </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">deodată, se mai aude un urlet.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Vai de bătrâne</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">ile mele, dar asta ce-a fost?</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Aaa,… nu e motiv de îngrijorare, îi găurim unuia capul ca să-i </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">montăm aureola</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">Bătrânica dând din cap în semn de dezaprobare spune:</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Eu nu pot să fac asta, mă duc jos în iad.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Vai, dar nu pute</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i face asta, spune Sf. Petru, veţi fi sodomizată şi </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">violată.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">Cu un aer victorios bătrânica răspunde:</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Da, dar măcar am găurile făcute … </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#2f2f2f"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#2f2f2f">Mărturisire</span></b><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">O femeie pe patul de moarte. So</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">ul, lângă ea cu lacrimi în ochi o </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">mângâie tandru pe cre</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">tet.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Dragă, zice so</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">ia, trebuie să î</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i spun ceva.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Nu, dragă, stai lini</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">tită, nu vorbi.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Ba da, trebuie să-</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i spun că te-am în</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">elat cu to</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i prietenii tăi.</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Da, </span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">tiu dragă, de-aia te-am şi otrăvit. </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a"> </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <b><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#2f2f2f">Boli rare</span></b><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">Un cioban vine la doctor:</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Domnule doctor, te rog să-mi dai un certificat în care să specifica</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">că sunt bolnav de SIDA!</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Păi, nu merge a</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ș</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">a, trebuie să face</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i analize…</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Care analize, domnule doctor? Da-mi pur şi simplu un certificat!</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- Şi la ce-</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">i va folosi?</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">- În primul rând eu voi fi primul din sat cu SIDA. </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">În al doilea rând, când voi fi cu oile la munte nimeni nu va veni </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">la nevastă-mea. </span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872msonormal" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:white"> <span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">Şi în al treilea – vreau să văd fa</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Cambria Math","serif";color:#26282a">ț</span><span lang="RO" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a">a celor care deja au fost la ea!</span><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="100%" style="width:100.0%;padding:1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt" id="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m_6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872INCREDIFOOTER"> <table class="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348MsoNormalTable" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" style="width:100.0%"> <tbody> <tr> <td width="100%" style="width:100.0%;padding:0in 0in 0in 0in"></td> <td valign="bottom" style="padding:0in 0in 0in 0in" id="m_-7978176813990562281m_-725136123725146348m_6896381964765955311ydp570964abyiv1061739376ydp715ba5f3yiv7747441872INCREDISOUND"> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#26282a"><u></u> <u></u></span></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><br></div> </div><br></div> peromanestehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18138498600151502565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11054638.post-18549503317242444532018-03-21T05:01:00.001+02:002018-03-21T05:01:51.068+02:00<div dir="ltr"><br><br><br><br> <br><br><br><br>Cică era un om ghinionist rau de tot, da groaznic de ghinionist. Aflat intr-o zi la pescuit, prinde pestisorul de aur care-i promite indeplinirea unei singure dorinte, ca de, era super ghinionist.<br>Sta asta se gandeste si ii spune:<br>- Pestisorule, fa-ma print, ca astia au de toate si nu au probleme, etc.<br>Se duce asta acasa, se culca si spre dimineata, o mana il bate pe umar si aude o voce ca-i spune:<br>- Ferdinand, trezeste-te, trebuie sa pleci la Sarajevo !<br><br><br>O blonda voia sa-si cumpere o pereche de pantofi de crocodil, mergea din magazin in magazin ca sa gaseasca cel mai bun pret.<br>Preturile erau, insa, exorbitant de mari<br>-Deci, nu negociati nimic la pantofii astia?<br>-Ne pare rau domnita, astea-s preturile, nu avem ce face.<br>-OOOFFF, pai la banii astia ma duc si-imi cumpar o pusca, si ma duc si-mi impusc un crocodil si-mi fac rost de pantofi gratis!!!<br>-N-aveti decat, domnisoara!<br>Blonda isi ia pusca si pleaca la vanatoare. Vanzatorul, in drum spre casa, trece pe langa o mlastina unde o vede pe blonda.<br>In fata ei apare un crocodil de vreo 6 metri , blonda cu sange rece, il impusca, si-l tareste pe un damb unde mai erau intinsi vreo 7 crocodili. Il ia de picioare, il suceste si cu un racnet de deznadejde:<br>-LA NAIBA !!!!!!!!! Si asta-i descult....<br><br><br><br>Doua vecine se intalnesc intr-o dimineata.<br>- Ce-i cu tine, draga, esti bolnava ?<br>- Nu, de ce intrebi ?<br>- Am vazut azi-dimineata doctorul iesind din apartamentul tau.<br>- Si ce ? De la tine au iesit trei soldati. Te-am intrebat eu daca a izbucnit razboiul ? <br><br><br>Un batran de 90 de ani ii spune doctorului sau:<br>- Nu m-am simtit niciodata atat de bine. Am o mireasa de 18 ani cu care voi avea un copil.. Ce ziceti de asta?<br>Doctorul se gandeste un minut si apoi spune:<br>- Am un prieten mai in varsta care este vanator si nu lipseste de la nici un sezon. Intr-o zi cand se cam grabea a luat umbrela in loc sa ia pusca. Cand a ajuns in padure, a vazut un iepure care statea langa un rau. Si-a ridicat umbrela, a facut 'bang' si iepurele a cazut mort...Ce zici de asta?<br>Batranul raspunde:<br>- Eu as zice ca altcineva i-a omorat iepurele.<br>Doctorul:<br>- Exact!<br><br><br><br>Un preot catolic, unul ortodox si un rabin discuta despre gestionarea banilor primiti de la credinciosi.<br>Preotul catolic:<br>- Eu am o metoda foarte eficienta. Trag o linie cu creta pe jos si arunc banii in aer. Ce cade in stanga e pentru Dumnezeu si Biserica, ce cade in dreapta e pentru mine.<br>Preotul ortodox:<br>- Eu desenez pe jos un cerc. Banii ii arunc in sus; ce cade in cerc e pentru Dumnezeu si Biserica, ce cade in afara e pentru mine.<br>Rabinul:<br>- La mini e cel mai simplu. Eu arunc banii in sus. Dumnezeu opreste ce-i trebuie, ce cade inapoi e pentru rabi;<br><br><br>Merg prin zapada un eschimos si un geolog. La un moment dat, apare un urs polar. Repede, eschimosul se apuca sa-si puna schiurile. Geologul ii spune:<br>- Oricum, nu vei reusi sa alergi mai repede decat ursul!<br>La care eschimosul raspunde:<br>- Important este sa alerg mai repede decat tine!<br><br>Un barbat si o femeie care nu se cunosteau imparteau acelasi compartiment intr-un vagon de dormit.. Dupa ce au trecut peste momentul initial de stânjeneala, s-au intins sa doarma, el pe patul de deasupra, ea pe cel inferior.<br>In mijlocul noptii, barbatul se inclina in lateralul patului, o trezeste pe femeie si-i spune:<br>- Imi cer scuze ca va deranjez, insa imi e foarte frig. Ati putea sa-mi dati va rog inca o patura?<br>Femeie se inclina si ea in lateralul patului si, uitându-se in sus spre el, ii face cu ochiul si ii spune:<br>- Am o idee mai buna, ce-ati zice daca numai pentru noaptea asta ne-am considera casatoriti?<br>Barbatul, incântat, e de acord, dupa care femeia ii spune:<br>- Ia-ti singur o patura, trantorule!<br><br>Zboara doi parasutisti. Unul spune:<br>- Doresti un mar?<br>- Desigur!<br>Peste 10 minute:<br>- Mai doresti un mar?<br>- Hai!<br>Peste inca 10 minute:<br>- Dar mai doresti inca un mar?<br>- Dar de unde le iei?<br>- Ai un sac intreg in spate!!!<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br></div> peromanestehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18138498600151502565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11054638.post-49244331998550017762018-03-21T04:31:00.001+02:002018-03-21T04:31:54.710+02:00<div dir="ltr"><span style="color:rgb(38,40,42);font-size:10pt" lang="RO"></span><span style="color:rgb(38,40,42);font-size:10pt"></span><div class="gmail_quote"><div dir="ltr"><div id="m_4322484522804754203divtagdefaultwrapper" style="font-size:14pt;color:#7232ad;font-family:'Times New Roman',Times,serif" dir="ltr"><div style="color:rgb(0,0,0)"><div dir="ltr"><div id="m_4322484522804754203x_divtagdefaultwrapper" dir="ltr" style="font-size:12pt;color:#000000;font-family:Calibri,Helvetica,sans-serif"><div 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class="m_4322484522804754203x_x_ydp146ddedbyiv1020442358ydpdf0c18ccyiv6437800281m4289111567951093196ydp51789bb9yiv5378232939ydpb3404834yiv9633218888ydp73280cdeyiv7000225429ydp49b39268yiv2662919573ydpa00abb8ayiv3665193528msonormal" style="background-image:none;background-repeat:repeat;background-size:auto auto;background-color:white"> <span style="color:black;font-size:18pt" lang="RO"><span>Că trece tinerețea, nu-i mare scofală... 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Mai bine beţi apă.</span></span><span style="color:rgb(38,40,42);font-size:10pt"></span></p> </div> </div> </div> <div id="m_4322484522804754203x_x_ydp146ddedbyiv1020442358ydpdf0c18ccyiv6437800281m_4289111567951093196ydp51789bb9yiv5378232939ydpb3404834yiv9633218888ydp73280cdeyiv7000225429ydp49b39268yiv2662919573ydpa00abb8ayiv3665193528m_4435008307514061943m_-8067310262812258889ydp2ffda0d4yiv3159644698m_-6132159902089486591m_-161700337667474628yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1513452138915_4971"> <div id="m_4322484522804754203x_x_ydp146ddedbyiv1020442358ydpdf0c18ccyiv6437800281m_4289111567951093196ydp51789bb9yiv5378232939ydpb3404834yiv9633218888ydp73280cdeyiv7000225429ydp49b39268yiv2662919573ydpa00abb8ayiv3665193528m_4435008307514061943m_-8067310262812258889ydp2ffda0d4yiv3159644698m_-6132159902089486591m_-161700337667474628yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1513452138915_4970" style="margin-bottom:12pt"> <div id="m_4322484522804754203x_x_ydp146ddedbyiv1020442358ydpdf0c18ccyiv6437800281m_4289111567951093196ydp51789bb9yiv5378232939ydpb3404834yiv9633218888ydp73280cdeyiv7000225429ydp49b39268yiv2662919573ydpa00abb8ayiv3665193528m_4435008307514061943m_-8067310262812258889ydp2ffda0d4yiv3159644698m_-6132159902089486591m_-161700337667474628yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1513452138915_4969"> <p class="m_4322484522804754203x_x_ydp146ddedbyiv1020442358ydpdf0c18ccyiv6437800281m4289111567951093196ydp51789bb9yiv5378232939ydpb3404834yiv9633218888ydp73280cdeyiv7000225429ydp49b39268yiv2662919573ydpa00abb8ayiv3665193528msonormal" style="background-image:none;background-repeat:repeat;background-size:auto auto;background-color:white"> <span style="color:black;font-size:18pt" lang="RO"><br> <span>A te mărita cu un bărbat divorţat este o datorie ecologică.</span><br> <span>Într-o lume în care sunt mai multe femei decât bărbaţi, bărbaţii trebuie neapărat folosiţi de mai multe ori...</span><br> <br> <br> <span>În România autostrăzile sunt ca organele genitale ale bărbaților. Ne bucurăm de fiecare centimetru în plus!</span></span></p> <p class="m_4322484522804754203x_x_ydp146ddedbyiv1020442358ydpdf0c18ccyiv6437800281m4289111567951093196ydp51789bb9yiv5378232939ydpb3404834yiv9633218888ydp73280cdeyiv7000225429ydp49b39268yiv2662919573ydpa00abb8ayiv3665193528msonormal" style="background-image:none;background-repeat:repeat;background-size:auto auto;background-color:white"> <br> <span style="color:black;font-size:18pt" lang="RO"><span></span></span><span style="color:rgb(38,40,42);font-size:10pt"></span></p> </div> </div> </div> <p class="m_4322484522804754203x_x_ydp146ddedbyiv1020442358ydpdf0c18ccyiv6437800281m4289111567951093196ydp51789bb9yiv5378232939ydpb3404834yiv9633218888ydp73280cdeyiv7000225429ydp49b39268yiv2662919573ydpa00abb8ayiv3665193528msonormal"> <span style="color:black;font-size:18pt" lang="RO"><span>Am un respect deosebit pentru pisici. Mi-am dus pisica în alt oraș, am lăsat-o la groapa de gunoi, printre boschetari, fără nici o posibilitate de supraviețuire. Dar s-a întors acasă. Fără urlete, fără amenințări, fără reclamații la poliție. Nu ca soacră-mea!</span><br> <br> <span>Oftalmologul către pacient:</span><br> <span>- Citește aceste litere!</span><br> <span>- Nu pot.</span><br> <span>- Dragul meu, ești miop!</span><br> <span>- Măi, să fie ! N-a fost destul că-s analfabet, acum mai sunt și miop!</span><br> <br> <span>- Cum se numesc oamenii care stau la coada?</span><br> <span>- Oameni de rand...</span><br> <br> <span>- Inseamna ca, ai imbatranit atunci, cand: tot ce mai functioneaza, doare si ceea ce nu doare, nu functioneaza.</span><br> <br> <span>- Fiind foarte meticulosi, englezii au statistici, pe baza carora pot prezice, cati oameni vor muri anul viitor. Pe de alta parte, insa, sicilienii pot sa precizeze si cateva nume..</span><br> <br> <span>- Un tip se trezeste cu o mahmureala groaznica si vede scris pe</span><br> <span>perete: MAINE NU BEAU!</span><br> <span>- Slava Domnului ca nu astazi!</span><br> <br> <span>Fiul catre tata a doua zi dupa noaptea nuntii:</span><br> <span>- Tata eu divortez!</span><br> <span>- Ai innebunit, asa repede, ce s-a intamplat?</span><br> <span>- Nu conteaza, eu divortez!</span><br> <span>- Mai fiule, mie poti sa-mi spui, sunt tatal tau, care e problema?</span><br> <span>- Tata, sotia mea este virgina!</span><br> <span>Dupa un timp de gandire spune tatal:</span><br> <span>- Apoi, fiule ai dreptate! Ce nu le-a trebuit la altii, nu ne trebuie nici noua!</span><br> <br> <span>Americanii inventeaza un robot superviril. Se iau prin tragere la sorti 3 femei pentru teste: o frantuzoaica, o spanioloaica si o unguroaica.</span><br> <span>Intra prima frantuzoaica. Dupa o ora iese din camera:</span><br> <span>- Oui, c'est superb!</span><br> <span>Dupa alte 2 ore iese si spaniola asudata:</span><br> <span>- Ole!</span><br> <span>Intra si unguroaica. Dupa sase ore de stat in dormitor, specialistii</span><br> <span>se decid sa sparga usa ca poate robotelul o fi omorat-o.</span><br> <span>Deschid usa si... unguroaica alergand dupa robot:</span><br> <span>- Da' pentru ca sa fugi, mai ai baterii, ai ??!!</span><br> <br> <span>Pe Titanic, se pare ca a fost si un roman. Dupa impact, tipul ia o barca si vasleste disperat sa se salveze.</span><br> <span>- Unde pleci dom'le ca mai sunt femei aici?</span><br> <span>- Lasa-ma in pace, omule, mie de f***t imi arde acum?</span><br> <br> <span>Mesajul unui manelist pentru prietena lui:</span><br> <span>Esti frumoasa ca o stele,</span><br> <span>Tu mi-ai rupt inima-n doi,</span><br> <span>Toate sufletele mele,</span><br> <span>Bate pentru tu si noi!...</span><br> <br> <span>Care sunt cele 3 faze ale sclerozei?</span><br> <span>Faza intai: intri la toaleta, iti faci treaba si uiti sa tragi apa.</span><br> <span>Faza a doua: intri, tragi apa si uiti de ce ai intrat.</span><br> <span>Faza a treia: intri, termini treaba, tragi apa, dar uiti sa-ti dai jos pantalonii.</span><br> <br> <span>Doua prietene stateau de vorba.</span><br> <span>- Te-ai uitat vreodata in ochii sotului tau in timp ce faceai sex?</span><br> <span>- Da.</span><br> <span>- Si ce mutra avea?</span><br> <span>- Statea in usa ca prostul!...</span><br> <br> <span>Patru prietene tinere si frumoase si-au petrecut concediul impreuna la mare, fara barbatii lor. La intoarcere, pe una din ele au apucat-o remuscarile:</span><br> <span>- Fetelor, am sa-i povestesc lu' barbatu' meu, de cate ori l-am inselat in concediu.</span><br> <span>Bruneta: - Ce idioata!</span><br> <span>Roscata: - Ce curajoasa!</span><br> <span>Blonda: - Ce memorie!</span><br> <br> <span>Fraza zilei: "Este mai bine sa taci si sa dai impresia ca esti prost, decat sa vorbesti si sa inlaturi orice dubiu."</span></span><b id="m_4322484522804754203x_x_ydp146ddedbyiv1020442358ydpdf0c18ccyiv6437800281m_4289111567951093196ydp51789bb9yiv5378232939ydpb3404834yiv9633218888ydp73280cdeyiv7000225429ydp49b39268yiv2662919573ydpa00abb8ayiv3665193528m_4435008307514061943m_-8067310262812258889ydp2ffda0d4yiv3159644698m_-6132159902089486591m_-161700337667474628yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1513452138915_4977"><span style="color:black;font-size:18pt" lang="RO"><b id="m_4322484522804754203x_x_ydp146ddedbyiv1020442358ydpdf0c18ccyiv6437800281m_4289111567951093196ydp51789bb9yiv5378232939ydpb3404834yiv9633218888ydp73280cdeyiv7000225429ydp49b39268yiv2662919573ydpa00abb8ayiv3665193528m_4435008307514061943m_-8067310262812258889ydp2ffda0d4yiv3159644698m_-6132159902089486591m_-161700337667474628yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1513452138915_4984"><span></span></b></span></b><span style="color:rgb(38,40,42);font-size:10pt"></span></p> </div> </div> </div> <p class="m_4322484522804754203x_x_ydp146ddedbyiv1020442358ydpdf0c18ccyiv6437800281m4289111567951093196ydp51789bb9yiv5378232939ydpb3404834yiv9633218888ydp73280cdeyiv7000225429ydp49b39268yiv2662919573ydpa00abb8ayiv3665193528msonormal"> <span style="color:rgb(38,40,42);font-size:10pt" lang="RO"> </span><span style="color:rgb(38,40,42);font-size:10pt"></span></p> </div> </div> </div> <p class="m_4322484522804754203x_x_ydp146ddedbyiv1020442358ydpdf0c18ccyiv6437800281m4289111567951093196ydp51789bb9yiv5378232939ydpb3404834yiv9633218888ydp73280cdeyiv7000225429ydp49b39268yiv2662919573ydpa00abb8ayiv3665193528msonormal"> <span style="color:rgb(38,40,42);font-size:10pt" lang="RO"> </span><span style="color:rgb(38,40,42);font-size:10pt"></span></p> <div> <div> <div> <div class="m_4322484522804754203x_x_ydp146ddedbyiv1020442358ydpdf0c18ccyiv6437800281MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(38,40,42);font-size:10pt" lang="RO"> <hr width="50%" size="1" align="left"> </span></div> </div> </div> </div> <p class="m_4322484522804754203x_x_ydp146ddedbyiv1020442358ydpdf0c18ccyiv6437800281m4289111567951093196ydp51789bb9yiv5378232939ydpb3404834yiv9633218888ydp73280cdeyiv7000225429ydp49b39268yiv2662919573ydpa00abb8ayiv3665193528msonormal"> <span style="color:rgb(38,40,42);font-size:10pt"> </span></p> </div> <div> <p class="m_4322484522804754203x_x_ydp146ddedbyiv1020442358ydpdf0c18ccyiv6437800281MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(0,56,134)"> </span></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <p class="m_4322484522804754203x_x_ydp146ddedbyiv1020442358ydpdf0c18ccyiv6437800281MsoNormal"> </p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><br></div> peromanestehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18138498600151502565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11054638.post-64804011356435537422018-03-14T03:08:00.001+02:002018-03-14T03:08:32.389+02:00Little Larry<div dir="ltr"><br> <br><br><br>A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.<br>She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'<br>After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up.<br>The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?'<br>'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'<br><br><br>Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.<br>'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked.<br>'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.<br>'What's the matter, asked Larry 'Giving up?'<br><br><br><br><br>The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class.<br>She called on him and said, 'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'<br>Larry quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'<br><br><br>Larry's kindergarten class went on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.' Larry asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"<br><br> <br><br>Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father.<br>He watched as his father moved from horse to horse,<div style="font-family:georgia,serif;display:inline" class="gmail_default"> </div>running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.<br>After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'<br>His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses,<br>I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.<br>Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom .....<br><br></div> peromanestehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18138498600151502565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11054638.post-48821506483723095762018-03-08T02:30:00.001+02:002018-03-08T02:30:43.256+02:00<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_quote"><div dir="ltr"><div id="m_3072535832809506936divtagdefaultwrapper" style="font-size:14pt;color:#7232ad;font-family:'Times 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id="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1519244096573_57972"> <br> <div id="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1519244096573_57971" lang="EN-US"> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448m_9053664239982725334WordSection1" id="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1519244096573_57970"> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" id="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1519244096573_57985" style="margin-left:1cm;background-image:none;background-repeat:repeat;background-size:auto;background-color:white"> <span id="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1519244096573_57986" style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="FR">Cum cinta un surdo–mut melodia <i>M–am nascut in Romania</i> ? </span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" id="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1519244096573_57983" style="margin-left:1cm;background-image:none;background-repeat:repeat;background-size:auto;background-color:white"> <span id="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1519244096573_57982" style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="FR">- Isi da cu pumnii in cap !</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" id="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1519244096573_58656" style="margin-left:1cm;background-image:none;background-repeat:repeat;background-size:auto;background-color:white"> <span style="color:black;font-size:12pt" lang="RO"> </span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" id="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1519244096573_58658" style="margin-left:1cm;background-image:none;background-repeat:repeat;background-size:auto;background-color:white"> <span id="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1519244096573_58657" style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">– Draga mea, ai terminat cu instalatorul?</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" id="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1519244096573_58660" style="margin-left:1cm;background-image:none;background-repeat:repeat;background-size:auto;background-color:white"> <span id="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1519244096573_58659" style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">– Da, de 2 ori...</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" id="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1519244096573_58661" style="margin-left:1cm;background-image:none;background-repeat:repeat;background-size:auto;background-color:white"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO"> </span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" id="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1519244096573_58663" style="text-align:justify;margin-left:1cm"> <span id="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1519244096573_58662" style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">– Ţie îţi plac mai mult blondele sau brunetele?</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" id="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1519244096573_58665" style="text-align:justify;margin-left:1cm"> <span id="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1519244096573_58664" style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">– Mie–mi plac ţâţele...</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify;margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO"> – Ok, dar culoarea părului? </span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify;margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">– Nu–mi plac ţâţele cu păr...</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify;margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO"> </span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify;margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">– Tată, eu de unde am apărut?</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify;margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">– Problema, fiule, nu este de unde ai apărut tu, ci de ce m–am băgat eu acolo!</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify;margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO"> </span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO"> Trimite–i sotiei flori, fara sa stie de la cine sunt. Daca se intoarce acasa fara ele,</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"></span> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO"> inseamna ca te insala.</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="IT"></span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"></span> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO"><br> In noaptea nuntii:</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">– Iubi, ai un „clopotel" cam mic, totusi!</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">–Nu–i mic, dar n–a mai batut in marile catedrale!</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:12pt" lang="IT"> </span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="IT"></span><span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">Bula, la reuniunea de 20 de ani, se adreseaza fostilor lui dascali:</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">– Stimatii mei profesori, chiar atât de imbecil eram, de ma tot lasati corijent?</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">– <b>Vaaai, se poate, domnule Prim Ministru?!?</b></span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO"> </span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm;background-image:none;background-repeat:repeat;background-size:auto;background-color:white"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">- </span><span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="IT">Ieri am gasit o bancnota de 10$, dar era falsa, am aruncat–o.</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm;background-image:none;background-repeat:repeat;background-size:auto;background-color:white"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="IT">–De unde stii ca era falsa?.</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm;background-image:none;background-repeat:repeat;background-size:auto;background-color:white"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="IT">–Scria 10 cu 2 de zero, nu cu un singur zero!</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO"></span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">711. Imi place </span><i><span style="color:black;font-size:13.5pt">Mişcarea feminină! </span></i><i><span style="color:black;font-size:13.5pt" lang="IT">În special când e ritmică…</span></i><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <i><span style="color:black;font-size:13.5pt" lang="IT"> </span></i><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt"></span><span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">– Când cantă bărbatul femeii <b>Odă bucuriei</b>? </span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">– Când femeia <b>o dă</b>… bucuroasă</span><i><span style="color:black;font-size:13.5pt" lang="RO">…</span></i><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:13.5pt" lang="RO"> </span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">–Nevasta, </span><span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="IT">eşti nebună ? Vrei sex oral, după ce ai mâncat şase ardei iuţi !?</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="IT"> </span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="IT">In dragoste, pe vremuri, existau doar două poziţii: <b>vrei sau nu vrei !</b></span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <b><span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="IT"> </span></b><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="IT"></span><span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">Ea: – Relația cu tine mi–a lăsat un gust amar… El:</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">– Măcar ai scăpat cu fața curată…</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO"> </span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO"><b></b>Un tip merge la un magazin FOTO:</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">–As vrea si eu ultimul CANON 78–MU–89–jux–88GG, pentru noua mea prietena.</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">– Fain! Cu ce obiectiv?</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">– Cu obiectivul de a o fuke!</span><b><span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO"></span></b><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <b><span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO"> </span></b><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">O tiganca , in Londra:</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">„ –Mister, do you spicuitzi English? „</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO"> </span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">–La mine in casa cinta cocosul, muzica si versurile–gaina!</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO"> </span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">La Johannis, imaginea in oglinda apare dupa 2 minute!</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO"> </span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">In gara, un tigan cu fiul care zice:</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">–Tata, luam trenul?</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO">–Nu te lacomi, luam doar niste sine!</span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1cm"> <span style="color:black;font-size:14pt" lang="RO"> </span><span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"><u></u><u></u></span></div> <table class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448m_9053664239982725334MsoNormalTable" style="width:100%" width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding:0cm;width:100%" width="100%"> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal"> <span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"> <u></u><u></u></span></div> </td> <td style="padding:0cm" valign="bottom"> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal" style="text-align:center" align="center"> <span style="color:black;font-size:12pt"> <u></u><u></u></span></div> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <div class="m_3072535832809506936x_x_ydp3dad5214yiv9999701028m_-1505305451523199039ydp715c0d84yiv5306944968m_-4644064878950980509ydp4434afbdyiv7702782278ydp5f9872ccyiv7289025448MsoNormal"> <u></u> <u></u></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <br> </div> </div> <br> <br> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><br></div> peromanestehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18138498600151502565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11054638.post-81257063998807575152018-03-06T03:25:00.001+02:002018-03-06T03:25:09.939+02:00<div dir="ltr"> <br><br> <br><br> <br>Un tip vine la directorul unui circ.<br>- Ce ştiţi să faceţi?<br>- Să fac ca păsărica.<br>- Cum aşa?<br>- Uite-aşa: cirip, cirip, cirip!<br>- Domnule, asta e o prostie, gata, pa!<br>- Bine, spuse omul trist şi-şi luă zborul pe fereastră. <br><br> <br> Lumea va rămâne fără genii. Leonardo da Vinci e mort... Einstein e mort... Eu... nici eu nu mă simt prea bine… <br><br><br>- Ce are un om care a fost muscat de doua ori de un caine?<br>- O remuscare. <br><br> <br>Doi cozonaci vorbeau intre ei ;<br>- Am auzit ca esti de rahat....<br>- Lasa ca si tu esti de cacao … <br><br> <br><br>Sotul unei femei se plange medicului:<br>- Domnule doctor, nu mai stiu ce sa mai fac! Sotia mea tot ramane mereu insarcinata. <br>-Nu folositi metoda calendarului? <br>- Ba da, dar fara efect.<br>- Anticonceptionale? <br>- Ba da, dar degeaba. <br>- Prezervativ?<br>- Ba da, dar tot a ramas. Exasperat, doctorul il sfatuieste: <br>- Atunci, nu mai...<br>- Am incercat si asa, dar tot ramane… <br> <br> <br>- Buna ziua bade! Cati litri de lapte da vaca asta pe zi?<br>- Nici un litru!<br>- Atunci, de ce o tineti..?<br>-O tinem pentru ca e bou.<br><br> <br>- Tata, tu crezi in fantome?<br>- Nu fiule! nu exista asa ceva.<br>- Dar, servitoarea mi-a spus ca ele exista!<br>- Atunci impacheteaza cat de repede poti. Ne mutam!<br>- De ce tata?<br>- Noi nu avem servitoare! <br><br> <br></div> peromanestehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18138498600151502565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11054638.post-67171817727761908942018-02-27T00:18:00.001+02:002018-02-27T00:18:05.849+02:00Glume de ocazie ...<div dir="ltr"><br><div class="gmail_quote"><div dir="ltr"><div id="m_9115869526880748830divtagdefaultwrapper" style="font-size:14pt;color:#7232ad;font-family:'Times New Roman',Times,serif" dir="ltr"><div style="color:rgb(0,0,0)"><div dir="ltr"><div id="m_9115869526880748830x_divtagdefaultwrapper" dir="ltr" style="font-size:12pt;color:#000000;font-family:Calibri,Helvetica,sans-serif"><div style="color:rgb(0,0,0)"><div><div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:16px"><div> <br> *E bine sa te indragostesti la prima vedere, dar nu strica sa te uiti inca o data!</div> <div><br> *Sunt atat de sarac incat, dupa ce ma imbrac, am impresia ca ma mut!</div> <div><br> *Daca femeia nu s-ar fi opus, Kamasutra ar fi avut o singura pagina.<br> <br> <br> ^<u>Confuzie</u><br> <br> <br> Intra un tip intr-un sex-shop si, dupa ce se tot invarte in jurul unei papusi gonflabile vreo 15 minute, </div> <div>il intreaba pe vanzator:<br> – Cand e fabricata ?<br> Vanzatorul verifica in calculator si ii raspunde:<br> – 10 ianuarie 2015.<br> – Aaaa, nu! Capricorn, nu!<br> <br> <br> *Corectitudinea politică este o doctrină cultivată de o minoritate delirantă, ilogică, promovată de</div> <div>mass-media oficială, care sustine ca este posibil să apuci o bucată de căcat de partea curată.<br> <br> *Imi permit sa spun ca femeia este asemenea tigarii: da dependenta si, daca nu esti atent cu ea, te arde.<br> <br> *Mi-e mila de cei care nu beau alcool. Se trezesc dimineata fara posibilitatea de a se simti muuult</div> <div>mai bine mai tarziu…<br> <br> *Nu ascultati muzica in casti in timp ce dati cu aspiratorul! Asa am facut eu curat in 3 camere inainte </div> <div>sa realizez ca nici macar nu-l bagasem in priza!<br> <br> *Zambetul este cel mai frumos accesoriu al unei femei. Daca nu are tâțe …<br> <br> *O femeie s-a sinucis la 105 ani! "Asemenea cazuri nu s-ar intampla daca moartea si-ar face treaba", </div> <div>a declarat polițistul care anchetează cazul.<br> <br> <br> <u>Cum e omul…<br> </u><br> Când nu are bani, manânca legume salbatice acasa;<br> Când are bani, manânca aceleasi legume salbatice într-un restaurant pretentios.<br> Când nu are bani, merge pe bicicleta;<br> Când are bani, merge pe bicicleta de camera pentru exercitii.<br> Când nu are bani, alearga ca sa-si câstige pâinea;<br> Când are bani, alearga ca sa arda grasimile.<br> Când nu are bani, îsi doreste sa se casatoreasca;<br> Când are bani, îsi doreste sa divorteze.<br> Când nu are bani, sotia devine secretara;<br> Când are bani, secretara devine sotie.<br> <br> * Faptul că meduza trăiește de 650 milioane de ani fără creier, dă speranțe la foarte mulți oameni…</div> <div><br> * Am o grămadă de lucruri să fac azi si nu stiu in care să îmi bag picioarele mai întâi.</div> <div><br> * Barbatul care ghiceste corect varsta unei femei s-ar putea sa fie perspicace, dar nu este prea destept…</div> <div><br> * Ministrul Sănătăţii : pentru a reduce efectele scumpirii medicamentelor, <wbr>Guvernul va interzice o serie de boli.</div> <div id="m_9115869526880748830x_x_ydp9f681c4fyiv6219756849ydp69280e40yiv7330653596ydp3d136b2byiv1813418441ydpcab9930yiv9871846355"> <br> <br> ^<u>Negustorul și clientul<br> </u><br> Intr-un magazin american, negustorul indeamna clientul:<br> – Daca ati intrat, cumparati macar ceva. De pilda, acest frumos revolver.<br> – Ce sa fac eu cu revolverul?<br> – Cum ce sa faceti?! se mira negustorul. 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