Anunţ publicitar al Statului Român in ziarele mari ale lumii:



Anunţ publicitar al Statului Român in ziarele mari ale lumii:


Cine a putut, ştiut şi vrut a plecat.

Avem nevoie de ajutor!
Plătim la nivelul pieţei.
Preferăm vorbitori de Româna!

______________________________

14 martie 2010

Sex Lives

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and
engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores
their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the
men says the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come
again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice.
Then I come once-a more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly, "in this
country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma just tellun my friend howa
to spella Mississippi ."