I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country I am not able to do anything with your computer.
Please be so kind to delete one of your fileS and then forward me to other users.
Yours faithfully,
Fatos
The first Albanian virus
The antivirus team has done some overtime and here's the outcome:
Dear Poor Albanian Virus,
I am happy to inform you that I will delete one file for you: your message.
Happy trojaning,
The AV Team