Great label instructions:

 

 

 

the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions:  
 
On McCain's Tiramisu dessert (printed on   bottom) --  
'Do not turn upside down.'  
(well,...duh, a bit late, huh?)  
 
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On Planter's peanuts --  
'Warning: contains nuts.'  
(talk about a news flash)  
 
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On Shoppers Drug Children`s Cough Medicine --  
'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.'  
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds  with head-colds off those bulldozers.)  
   
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        On President`s Choice Bread Pudding --  
'Product will be hot after heating.'  
(...and you thought????...)  
   
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On a Sears hairdryer --  
Do not use while sleeping.  
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)  
 
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On a bag of Fritos --  
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.  
(the shoplifter special?)  
   
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On a bar of Dial soap --  
'Directions: Use like regular soap.'  
(and that would be???....)  
   
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On some Swanson frozen dinners --  
'Serving suggestion: Defrost.'  
(but, it's   just  a suggestion.)  
   
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On packaging for a Black & Decker iron --  
'Do not iron clothes on body.'  
(but wouldn't this save me time?)  
   
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On Nytol Sleep Aid --  
'Warning: May cause drowsiness.'  
(..I'm taking this because???.....)  
   
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On most brands of Christmas lights --  
'For indoor or outdoor use only.'  
(as opposed to what?)  
   
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On a Japanese food processor --  
'Not to be used for the other use.'  
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)  
 
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On a Westjet packet of nuts --  
'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.'  
(Step 3: say what?)  
   
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On a child's Superman costume --  
'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.'  
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
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On a Canadian Tire chainsaw --  
'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.'  
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)  
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread
the stupidity to someone you want to bring a smile to
(maybe even chuckle)...  
   
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