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10 aprilie 2017

Great label instructions:




the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions:  
On McCain's Tiramisu dessert (printed on   bottom) --  
'Do not turn upside down.'
(well,...duh, a bit late, huh?)

On Planter's peanuts --  
'Warning: contains nuts.'
(talk about a news flash)
On Shoppers Drug Children`s Cough Medicine --
'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.'
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds  with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

      On President`s Choice Bread Pudding --  
'Product will be hot after heating.'
(...and you thought????...)

On a Sears hairdryer --
Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
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On a bag of Fritos --
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap --
'Directions: Use like regular soap.'
(and that would be???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners --
'Serving suggestion: Defrost.'
(but, it's   just  a suggestion.)
On packaging for a Black & Decker iron --
'Do not iron clothes on body.'
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid --
'Warning: May cause drowsiness.'
(..I'm taking this because???.....)

On most brands of Christmas lights --
'For indoor or outdoor use only.'
(as opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor --
'Not to be used for the other use.'
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On a Westjet packet of nuts --  
'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.'
(Step 3: say what?)
On a child's Superman costume --
'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.'
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)


On a Canadian Tire chainsaw --  
'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.'
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread
the stupidity to someone you want to bring a smile to
(maybe even chuckle)...