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28 aprilie 2011


> The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

> And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she  cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother  of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

> And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least  I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but  they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

> And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to  drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She  looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her  and let her into the car.

> I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very  dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

> So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the  enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat  because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing  devoured them in moments.

> Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while  she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of  holes, so I threw them away.

> Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that  you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they  are too tight.

> I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,  which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

> I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you  don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you  bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone  at work has a pair the same.'

>The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so  grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to  the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,  'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't  use?'