MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER:
'After all the money your father and I spent on braces, you call "this" a smile?
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER:
'I don't care what you've discovered, you didn't call, you didn't write...'
MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER:
'A ceiling you paint? Not good enough for you the walls, like the other
Do you know how hard it is to get that schmutz off the ceiling?'
NAPOLEON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
'You're not hiding your report card??.. Show me!
Take your hand out of your jacket and show me!'
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
'Again with that hat!
Why can't you wear a baseball cap like the other kids?'
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
'Next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!'
THOMAS EDISON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
'Okay, so I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb.
Now turn it off already and go to sleep!'
PAUL REVERE'S JEWISH MOTHER:
'I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is long past your bedtime!'
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
'Your senior picture and
you couldn't have done something with your hair?'
MOSES' JEWISH MOTHER:
'Desert, schmesert!! Where have you really been for the last forty years?'
BILL GATES' JEWISH MOTHER:
'It would have killed you to become a doctor?