Anunţ publicitar al Statului Român in ziarele mari ale lumii:



Anunţ publicitar al Statului Român in ziarele mari ale lumii:


Cine a putut, ştiut şi vrut a plecat.

Avem nevoie de ajutor!
Plătim la nivelul pieţei.
Preferăm vorbitori de Româna!

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15 februarie 2011

British humour

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.8 years old.Hateful little bastard.Bites!  FREE PUPPIES.1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. FREE
PUPPIES.Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.  COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.Also 1 gay bull for sale.  JOINING NUDIST COLONY!Must sell washer and dryer £100.  WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .Worn once by mistake.Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER is... **** FOR SALE BY OWNER.Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.   Statement of the
CenturyThought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly."If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"