Israel's economy needs a boost, inflation is getting higher, an immigrants are flooding in from all over the world. Problems, problems, problems, but what should they do? So, the Knesset holds a special session to come up with a solution.
After several hours of talk without progress, one member, Itzik, stands up and says "Quiet everyone, I've got it, I've got the solution to all our problems. We'll declare war on the United States."
Everyone starts shouting at once. "Atah Meshugah! You're nuts! That's crazy!"
"Hear me out!" says Itzik.. "We declare war. We lose. The United States does what she always does when she defeats a country. She rebuilds everything: our highways, airports, shipping ports, schools, hospitals, factories; loans us money, and sends us food aid. Our problems would be over."
"Sure," says Benny, another Knesset member, "That's if we lose. But what if we win?"