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15 ianuarie 2009

A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks.'


A German doctor said, 'That's nothing. We can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks.'


A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so good that we can
take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
them both looking for work in two weeks.'


A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind.
Years ago we took out a quarter brain, put him in the White House, and
now the whole country is looking for work.'