When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good
memory. I can't remember what I chose."


"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the
condom factory."


"A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex,
she objects."


"There are three stages of sex in a man's life:
TriWeekly, Try Weekly,and Try Weakly."


"A couple just married were happy with the whole
thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the
Thing......"


"Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans
life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't."




Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ? A: Breasts don't have eyes.


Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles
to bed", many men still sleep with their wives !!!