Email spam is annoying, misleading, profitable, wasteful, etc. How about email spam as literary genre? Here's a sample, comments, as always, encouraged:
Hello, my name me'Julie. I am from Houston Texas, born and raised right here. I go to school near by and I am a big fan of football. I am actually a cheerleader in school for our school team red bears, you might of heard of them. Well anyway's, I was hoping to get off on my webcam and wanted to see if you would like to join me. I love what I do, and I will never change, I haven't told my parents yet and hopefully they will not find out any time soon!.. The thing is, my privet cam isn[t so privet, because its free ;D, just hope my dad doesn't see this Hehe.
